joness 

joness simply means when something has gone a bit wrong....so joness!!

me : omg. i died this morning
you : joness!

joness by i <3 toast more than yoo <3 April 25, 2006

Jones'd

This is when your get stomped on so bad, your legs invert, and your eyes bug out, like crickets and shit.

"Damn, did you see the kid after the fight? He looked all Jones'd and shit, god damn"

Jones'd by Simply February 9, 2005

Tenice Jones 

Who? Tenice Jones.. Jones~ I love u baby doll you're too cool for school!!!

Prsn 1: "Who are those fiiine girls makin out on the couch?"
Prsn 2: "Oh, that's just Tenice and Christen; they do that all the time."

Tenice Jones by Chris10 July 27, 2003

jonesin 

Jonesin is when you talkin shit about somebody.

Man I was jonesin that nigga so bad he went crazy and tried to pop me.

jonesin by Alexandudegreat April 2, 2005

jonezy

1.To be berwildered, 2.to replace forgoten word, name or detail, 3.replaces unliked friend's actual names, 4.describe something frustrating.

1.Ooh..what the jonezy was that!? 2.his name was um... jonezy.
3. "Im sorry but your names now jonezy" 4. Mr.Mcgreggormic called his axe a 'jonezy' when the handel broke.

jonezy by blaxlan September 13, 2008

jonesify 

adj. a great all around baseball player who sports a mustache
(in reference to Cleon Jones, World Series Champion Met and All-Star in 1969)
(jawn-zee-fee)

Darryl Strawberry was a jonesify back in the 80's much like Carlos Beltran is today

jonesify by Trinidad R May 22, 2008

Jones law 

The act of going near the hottest person in a location.

For example, in a supermarket, it is the act of going to the hottest check out assistant. Or, when on a bus, sitting near as possible to the hottest person there.

Steve: Wow, Nathan just used the Jones Law to go to that sweet ass checkout assistant.

Jones law by Antonoir July 23, 2017