beard scrunch

A beard scrunch occurs when someone with a beard rubs their beard on someone else.

Dan gives me q beard scrunch whenever he hugs me

by maninahat June 4, 2021

Beard king

Beard King is the name bestowed upon the great King of Chin Hair, the Ruler of all that flows follically, the Master of Manicured Man Hair. He is the greatest example of Beardness ever known. He. Is. Eric.

Eric has been Beard King since 2016, his reign has been historic.

by The BeardKing June 7, 2021

Bearded egg

A guy's unshaved, bearded face.

Go shave your bearded egg now you espère d'inculte

by Sexydimma June 16, 2021

The Beard Principle

If you kissed, your facial hair will start growing faster and stronger.

Man 1: wow! Since when u gout this beard?
Man 2: oh I've kissed last week
Man 1: oh, so it gotta be The Beard Principle!

by Thenutmaker June 18, 2021

Shave Your Beard

To tell someone off over something pointless or ridiculous. Used when your friend is rambling about something that isn’t even your business and you just have to get him to shut the fuck up.

Ron: Yo bro! I talked to that Adrianna girl in school today. She’ll be my prom date! Isn’t this so ex-

Peter: Shave your beard, Ron.

Ron: What?

Peter: I said shave your beard Ron!

by IAmTheOneWhoShits December 9, 2024

bearded funk box

Unshaven vagina that smells like feet with a hint Brut( By Fabrage ).

She nasal assaulted me with her bearded funk box. I told her to close her legs because her bearded funk box destroyed my sense of smell.

by Bad Baloo December 21, 2024

Bearded Know-It-All

A stereotypical social media commentator, usually with a beard, who likes to hear themselves speak as if they are an expert on a given subject, but their expertise might be questionable.

The bearded know-it-all gave me an unsolicited lesson on what he thought was the proper way to drink bourbon.

The bearded know-it-all mentioned on his podcast that birds are direct descendants of dinosaurs.

The bearded know-it-all argued that there is no difference between micro and macroeconomics.

by Rev Possum Jenkins July 16, 2025