Foot Beard

N. A hairy foot
John's socks fit funny because of his foot beard.
by Cheezy Pickle May 20, 2024
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Pink Beard

The result of a man with a white beard performing cunnilingus on a woman while on her period.
Santa totally had mad pink beard after going down on Mrs. Claus.
by kelskilla August 29, 2012
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Toby Beard

Annoying mf who eats mc wraps 24/7 and defo fancies erin white
Wow, toby beard is broke as fuck! hes defo not made a trench outing game.
by prestige light skin October 09, 2022
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Bearded clam

Bearded clam:
A soy boy, white night, male feminist that wears a beard that is immensely disproportionate to his diminished masculinity.
Dude, this 100 lb. guy walked into the cigar shop with skinny jeans, a man bun and a huge beard, what a bearded clam he was!
by thinkinman February 18, 2020
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Dwarvish Beard

When you're rimming a girl and you get your beard covered in discharge getting it all matted and wet.
God Alex looks like your Mrs gave you a proper Dwarvish beard last night, haven't you showed?!
by Remote Aardvark February 23, 2016
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Jack's Crazy Beard

The kind of beard you get when you come back from the secret island and go a little crazy and start listening to Nirvana really loud while driving around in a van.
Damn dude, where have you been? You've got a serious Jack's Crazy Beard going on! Also, nice van.
by Malachi Constant April 13, 2019
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