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You haven't seen your boyfriend in a few days, so you wanted to visit him. You go to his apartment and knock on his door. You get no answer, but you can hear muffled whimpering and panting coming from inside.
You notice how the door is unlocked, so you open it and see your boyfriend sitting on his couch, moaning your name as he jerks off. He was completely naked, his cock stands hard between his muscular legs leaking precum at the sight of you. His hands moved slowly up and down his 9 inch, thick, veiny cock as sweat dripped down his forehead. His sexy abs flex every time he whimpers.
"I-I didn't know you were coming y/n... Please join me, baby..."
He says with a shaky, pleading voice. His hand pumps his cock harder and faster. The sound of his balls bouncing against his hand and the squishy, wet sounds fills your ears.
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