Texas Hammer

When you take your dick,slam it on your lovers face(or a frozen homeless man) and then slamming a fucking hammer ontop of it.

He used the texas hammer with his girlfriend,she had a concussion.

by Voinyws June 30, 2022

hammer gel

Hammer Gel is any form of lubrication used for jacking off.

Bill got a hand full of hammer gel and wacked it

by Five 0 August 2, 2010

Hammer

Anyone who went to sussex Hamilton high school

Look at that dumbass, must be a hammer

by Likehats52 August 28, 2016

nut hammer challenge

The challenge in which you smash a hammer against your testicles.

"Bro Johnny totally did the nut hammer challenge last night"
"Must hurt really bad cause I heard him scream from across town"

by johnnyversace August 14, 2018

Burtonsville Hog Hammer

When you're getting a blowjob and your buddy shows up with an 3 piece pork shank coated in barbeque sauce and you high five them. Then you shoot a 3 roper on her face.

Ryan showed up with a bunch of meaty Burtonsville hog hammers while I was getting a rim job.

by Dave, General Manager of Ross February 26, 2025

Hammered Like a Nail

Being hammered like a nail means to be very drunk.

Damn, that dude's hammered like a nail!

by WhosBlue February 28, 2022

Hammer Nap

instead of taking an actual shower and nap like you had told your friends you were doing, you take a quick shower and jack off for 20 mins, then go back out drinking.

Also know as a Doug.R. Nap

Dug: "I need to get rid of this hangover. Guys, I think i'm gonna go home and take a nap and a shower..."
...
Al: "Dude... youre trying to go jerk off arent you?."
Dug:"...so"
Brian:"...I'm gonna go take a Hammer nap too..."

by SuperBeagle August 27, 2013