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Goober

Usually a "goober" is a safety director at a manufacturing company.
Normally, they go by the name of Mike and love Milky Ways.
Give the goober a milky way and he will calm down.
by SAFETY123 January 3, 2017
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goobend

Something that appeals to a person when stoned . Related terms: Goofy Goober, Gooben, Govert.
Spongebob: "Hey Patrick, I'm in the mood for a double patty pulled chicken burger with extra cheddar, how about you?"
Patrick: "That sounds extremely goobend Spongebob, I want one."
by The Monarch of Osdorp February 19, 2017
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Beautiful girl , nice ass , always smiling , cute be like a Gionella
Gionella
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godner

A narcissistic asshole who's completely self centered and thinks that everything is someone else's fault.
Ugh that Sean, he's such a godner
by Richard Daddy June 8, 2017
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Goney

A goney is the act of ejaculating on top on a coons face and telling to be gone.
imma give my dad a goney.
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Gohner

When you get a huge ass boner for someone morbidly obese
Have you seen that thicc babe Vicky
Yeah, isn't she like 500 lbs though?
Yeah, but damn did I just get a Gohner
by Juicy mama 💦👀 October 19, 2017
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Goober Naffy

A person who
Acts like a complete idiot and makes bad choices.
My brother was being a goober naffy and fell out of his car.
by B queen January 22, 2018
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