Google

Verb. If you google something, you look something up.

I googled ‘how does a television work’.

by TeirTeir June 20, 2018

Google Meat Beat

The act of masturbating during a virtual meeting held via Google Meet©.

Kyle: Oh man, I can't believe we have to have another virtual diversity training again...
Donald: Yeah but that trannysient leading it is pretty hot. I think I'll turn it into a Google Meat Beat.

by gfaisjdfjjwejo November 8, 2021

Google second

The time Google takes to find 3 million items or articles to make your point.

Vaccines cause autism and cancer, like five people said it.

Did take a Google second to prove that?

by Laverna's profit February 28, 2018

Google jacking

When a person who takes your researched Google knowledge and makes it their own, without giving you credit.

Cin: hey Luis, I found tennis courts on 24th street.
Later on that week. ..
Louie: we should go play tennis at the high school.
Luis (with cin sitting right next to him): actually I think there are tennis courts on 24th street.

Cin: Hey I told you that! Why are you always "Google jacking"me?

by cindsmit December 22, 2013

Google

is to use a search engine to find information on the internet. Usually using google.com

"I have no idea what tofu is!"
"Go home and google it!"

by Apple Butts October 4, 2012

Google Plus

What

Gretchen: OMG Bethany you should totally add me on Google plus

Bethany: Shut up Gretchen, no one cares about you, just like no one cares about google plus.

by I_dont_like_sand_ November 8, 2016

google play store

AN Internet merchant associated with Mega-CORP. Google, and the Play Store manages apps for consumers, sellers, and various and sundry associated creeps.. their motto is, "DON'T DO EVIL...UNLESS IT LOOKS HOT"... Author note: It is HIGHLY recommended you stay away from ass-pegging their TOS, as they can and will invalidate your Internet life with a snap of their mega-Corp fingers.

HUEY: "Hey Dewey, did you ever look for that Flappy Bird app on the Google Play Store?"
DEWEY: "I would've, Brother Huey, but I seem to have forgotten my password!1!"
LOUIE: "Try 'smelled_of_elderberries'"
DEWEY:"(⊙v⊙)ORLY?"

by KUDOSFROOND May 24, 2017