Full Uniform Wanker

Someone seen outside their normal work environment wearing their full uniform. Example - a Prison Officer spotted in a shop openly wearing their epaulettes and with key chain swinging freely. Does not apply to anyone who at least makes an effort to disguise their uniform eg by wearing a civilian coat.

I was in ALDI this afternoon and saw a Full Uniform Wanker doing their shopping. And they’re not even on duty til nine tonight.

by Wighteggy November 12, 2019

full bladder emergency

Your bladder is full and you need to pee badly and you can't find a bathroom and don't know how long you can hold it before you go on yourself.

Hurry I'm having a full bladder emergency.

by stuffed animal lovers youtuber December 14, 2020

Room full of goblins

I was crazy once! I was locked in a room, a room full of goblins. I was crazy once! I was locked in a room, a room full of goblins. I was crazy once! I was locked in a room, a room full of goblins. I was crazy once! I was locked in a room, a room full of goblins.

I was crazy once! I was locked in a room, a room full of goblins. I was crazy once! I was locked in a room, a room full of goblins. I was crazy once! I was locked in a room, a room full of goblins.

by Dj Nuts September 10, 2020

a fist full of quarters

Inserting your hand into the anus of someone with bad hemorrhoids.

Put my arm up father john after school. Felt like I had a fist full of quarters. He had some shocking

hemorrhoids

by Sensitive hands February 26, 2019

Full Blown Lobsters

A bad case of crabs or a funny way to say someone has or could possibly have crabs.

'Dude, he doesn't have crabs, he has full blown lobsters!'

by FranceInThePants October 2, 2011

Full Feel-tard

Reaching the highest amount of "feels" possible; similar to the phrase "Full Retard"

Friend 1: "Check this song out *plays really depressing song*"
Friend 2: "You just went full feel-tard, man..."

by asdf65 May 21, 2013

Going Full Andy

Go Full Andy

When a Pagan Witch day drinks Bushmills and must distract himself with trinket making and wood working instead of hunting neofascist conservatives.

Dude where’s George? He’s in the shed Going Full Andy on the new bow he’s making after he read Carlile’s comments .

by Domskee April 12, 2020