monk fruit daddy

A more wholesome, wellness-conscious version of a sugar daddy. Instead of buying you designer bags and champagne, he’s gifting you collagen supplements, organic groceries, and a gym membership.

He doesn’t just pay my rent, he pays for my therapy, my green juice, and my gym. That's a monk fruit daddy.

by surprise shark May 7, 2025

Fruit Fly

A straight, cisgender person who hangs out with mostly LGBT people, especially gay people.

"Johnny is hanging with those gay kids again."
"Doesn't he have a girlfriend?"
"Yeah, he's just a Fruit Fly."

by Sex Ed Clown September 25, 2023

Fruit Mergers

the best roblox game ever made

"fruit mergers is fuego"

by primord_ial February 25, 2023

Fruit gooch

Tis the part of the fruit that rests against the ground while the fruit is growing. Also referred to as the fruit butt

Mike rolled the watermelon to inspect the fruit gooch. He then smelled the fruit Gooch and he found that it was fine.

by Madam Battle January 28, 2023

colorado fruit smoothie

Putting frozen fruit such as strawberries, kiwi, etc into an ice bong to act as the coolant of the smoke. One may also substitute a fruity drink such as lemonade for bong water.

Man, we took some hits out of an ice bong filled with frozen strawberries. It was a Colorado fruit smoothie!!

by Spurgeman November 25, 2016

Fruit Bowl

A large group of guys, usually claim to be straight (Everyone knows they’re not) who often touch each other in class and take frequent trips to the bathroom together to spend some “guy time” alone. Avoid at all costs if you value your sanity.

Rachel: “hey did you see George and Daniel go into the bathroom together again?”

Jenna: “Yeah they’re always in there, I mean they’re apart of the fruit bowl after all!”

Rachel: “Of course, one of them even dragged their brother in there with them!”

Jenna: “wtf!”

by Murphy123345 May 21, 2024

Fruit Fly

The young version of a fag-hag.

There's always a fruit fly hovering around the gay boys at the cafeteria.

by Gator711 October 14, 2022