real ass mf

A mf that drives a green grandma vehicle and occasionally runs into burning buildings to save puppies

That mf maple is one real ass mf, I saw her run into a burning building and come out with 3 puppies in her arms, and one was pregnant!"

by Yourgrandmasfavorite November 5, 2022

push it real good

I did it once and ohhhhh its good. Its when you do sex sexier than usual.

Lets push it real good daddy.

by Mr. Venter June 4, 2022

Immimarie(Real definition)

A person who is so fat that they can be seen from space.

Immimarie(Real Definition) is fat!

by JoeBidensCat April 10, 2022

on my real shit

An explanation/excuse used when you do something with no logical reasoning behind it or an explanation used to get yourself out of a difficult/awkward conversation.

Ex. 1

"Why are you barking at a tree."

"Shut up, i'm on my real shit."

Ex. 2
"Bro why did you not flush after using the toilet."
"Idk bro, I was on my real shit."

by yungriceman January 24, 2021

Real ass Vlla

An individual of non-albanian descent who has a positive influence upon his friends and relatives and someone who doesn’t hesitate to help you.

Wow look at yannick he really is a real ass vlla BG unlike malik the fake Vlla.

by Malikkindafinethoughnohomo March 18, 2021

see / the real nayeon

the hottest person in the world. deadass.

see / the real nayeon is so hot wanna date her smh.

by coolawesomenctzen123 March 18, 2021

Real Event OCD

A term used to describe the feeling one gets when they are extremely guilty about something bad they did. This person will go out of their way to avoid any scenario relating to the consequences of this mistake, which oftentimes takes up a lot of mental energy and belittles the persons humanity.

Steve: OMG I can’t stop thinking about the time I called Sally ugly in middle school. I feel so bad.... I should ask my parents if we can move to another state!
John: It sounds to me like you’re experiencing Real Event OCD. There’s no need to take precautions over a “what if” scenario. If you feel so bad, apologize! She will understand.

by SheeshImFast May 2, 2021