pizza face

An offensive term telling people that they have bad acne

Girl with acne: Dorothy, you're such a slut, you ugly bitch.
Dorothy: Get Neugtrogena, pizzaface.

by Yours Truly June 24, 2004

suck face

It means to make-out voraciously. Term is used more when people see you doing it publicly. Not necessarily a bad thing but people say it more disparagingly.

Jesus, get a room - no one wants to see you suck face right before I order my food, ugh!

by Primadonna August 10, 2004

two-faced

two-faced is when someone is nice to you in person but when not in person talks shit behind your back...

wow >name< is nice to me in person but when he leaves he just fucking trash talks me (two-faced)

by .EXcLUsiVE. September 24, 2005

gone like a fart in a fan factory

someone or something that disappears suddenly.

Baz was gone like a fart in a fan factory

by jimimbo April 1, 2007

in the face

Something that people say when something happened that could be interpreted as perverted.

When you get hit with anything in your face and people need to emphasize it.

jack: "Ahhh man i got this stuff all over me
Steve:"In the face"

Bob: *punches guy in the face*
Bill: "in the face!!!!"

by wawowewa December 30, 2010

Facebook Paranoia

Facebook Paranoia - Noun. - unfounded or ill-founded fear of (1) unauthorized editing of one's Facebook (FB) account characterized by unflattering profile pics or socially deplorable interests by hackers or prankster friends; (2) misinterpretation of FB communication due to lack of voice inflection, especially in private messaging; (3) seizure and hoarding of drunken/out-of-context photos by others for future blackmail; (4) being caught in a lie when your off-FB conversations are countered by another's cognizance of your FB information; (5) unintentionally revealing oneself as a stalker by acknowleging awareness of another's interests or recent activities only noted on FB, especially when involving a crush/casual hook-up;

Facebook paranoia situation 4 - John to friend while at gym: "Sorry I couldn't watch the game with you guys last night, I was putting nitro in the Mustang." Friend: "Dude, don't lie, I totally saw your girl's wall post to her friend that you were watching The Notebook last night with her and that you cried during the love-making scene."

Facebook paranoia situation 5 - Girl: "My friend and I were talking about going to a movie later this week, if you don't have to work maybe you can join us?" Boy: "Oh yeah, I've been wanting to see Zoolander too and I don't have to work Thursday!!" Girl: "Um....how'd you know.....?"

by Jeannette2 May 28, 2008

Faceplosion

When shit kicks off on Facebook. Usually due to insults or disagreements, or when soemone drops a Status Grenade.

To Cause a Faceplosion

The was an almighty Faceplosion when Eric commented on June's status
E: 'well you weren't complaining last night...'

J: You bastard, I hated every second of it
E: Flabby tits
J: Tiny Cock
and so on for 40 comments.

by Steven and the Twins December 7, 2009