doing science

When someone is on the phone, texting or are otherwise occupied whilst their friends are in the same room having a conversation. Much like the common internet meme with the picture of the nerd reading a book while a girl is pressing her tits up against him, there is a caption that reads "GTFO BITCH, IM DOING SCIENCE". In this instance the nerd is doing science

Steve: Hey did you see that band play last night?
Bruce: No, how wehere they?
Steve: they were fucking awesome!
Rob: *off in the corner texting his girlfriend
Bruce: Wow, Rob needs to stop doing science and actually enjoy his friends!

doing science

by NicronomiconExMortis January 30, 2012

Doing a Mari

When a woman is not wearing a bra she is said to be "doing a mari"

-Are you "doing a mari"?? *giggle giggle*
-What's a "Mari"?
-*giggle giggle* "Doing a mari" is when you aren't wearing a bra!!
- oh, ok.

~~~.~~~.~~~.~~~

- Will you be "doing a mari"?
- Of course ;)

by The Williams family's internet representative May 13, 2005

Doing a Simpkin

A simpkin is also when a guy tries to pull a girl with a 70s rollerdance and fails miserbaly

George tried a Simpkin, but got him nowhere

by Bling_Master April 5, 2004

do the math

1-What you tell someone when they can't figure out what someone or something actually means before explaining it to them

2- To figure out what will happen because of a certain event

1-Person 1: Why do you think my mom's a ho?
Person 2: Dude, do the math, she goes out every night wearing a tube top and a thong.

2-Person 1: "So why do you think she's going to break up with me?"
Person 2: "Do the math, man. She's moving to another state. You can try to keep it together but eventually she's gonna dump you"

by Kevin April 7, 2005

how do you want to do this?

Mathew Mercer's famous line when a PC gets the final hit on a powerful foe. Allowing the player to decide how cool the final attack looks.

"Ok, How do you want to do this?" Asked Mercer the Merciless . Player in a shakey voice that grows more confident as they speak."I stand between my unconscious ally and swing with all my strength as it comes towards me aiming for the head." Mercer "With that, the cursed blade you wield slices through the skull of the beast in a downward slash. Straight through the neck and spine. Upon doing so the beast lands with a side of its skull on either side of your feet. As you look down you can see the even in death the blood boils as the brains start to bubble and burn."

by Malkirian February 8, 2018

do not do dot

Snobbish attitude adopted by adapted counter-net regime that have no need for or inclination towards websurfing.

Please be advised we do not do dot.

by Hercolena Oliver January 13, 2009

do it BIG

doing it BIG refers to getting extremely drunk or high and partying it up. It can reffer to the future or past or present.

Friend-"yo, wanna crash at my place tonight?"

You- "hells yeah, lets do it BIG!"

by redbird nation June 29, 2009