Crystal

The moment when the awkward turtle isn't that awkward and that in itself is extremely awkward. Also a hot strong mama with two strong thumbs and a love of Clydesdale horses or well hung Spanish men.

"I fucked a Crystal. Hurt like hell. Then I realised she was a turtle. AWWWWWKWWWWAAARD!"
"STTTTTUUUMMMMMBBBBLLLLLLLEEEEEE - A fat pokemon who is lazy and generally roles down hills".
"Can you bring me my chapstick? No use one from the school nurse. Eww that's gross, she's like, a Crystal and stuff".

by ButtscratcherNZ June 20, 2011

crybaby

the #1 selling wah peddle of all time made by dunlop and made popular by jimi hendrix

my dunlop crybaby is awesome

by muglet September 20, 2005

Crystal

1. A shiny rock, similar to diamonds in looks.

2. A pretty name for a girl.

1. Wow look at all these crystals! Can I lick one?

2. Crystal is the name of my fiance!

by Terronega May 22, 2006

cryptopsy

a delayed autopsy if human, a delayed necropsy if other animal

Last night I was bored, so I dug up your grandma and gave her a cryptopsy. She was still full of embalming fluid.

by Wordizzilator October 29, 2003

Crystal Bowersox

Crystal Lynn Bowersox is currently an American Idol contestant. Born August 4, 1985 in Elliston, Ohio, she quickly captured the heart of the judges and the audience with her Joplin-meets-Raitt vocal plus the sincerity and honesty displayed in all her performances. She's considered the frontrunner in this competition as well as the sole female representative since the Top 5 was selected.

"Bowersox rocks!"
"Do you know why they call you Mamasox? Because you just schooled all those contestants!"
"Vote for Crystal Bowersox!"

by reddirtgirl May 7, 2010

Crystal

Known as a hoe, sleeps with multiple men, kisses the boss's ass for attention. Usually dark haired female, act getto even though she white, two faced, will stab you in the back last min.

Male 1: "I got date with crystal tonight"
Male2: "I just fucked her last night"

by Mudcricket94 December 7, 2018

cryable

A situation or work of art that illicits sad emotion or tears from those who experience it.

The movie "The pursuit of Happyness" was so cryable I couldn't stop weeping.

by blackrockchick December 25, 2008