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when something is hideous and needs tears to register the true awfulness of it...... can also be used in positive connotations by adding the word NOT in front
a= rachael " what do you think of my new dress" jordanna ..." it's not cryable"
b= rachael " aaaaaarrrrrggggh my toenails broke in two" jordanna "oooh thats cryable"
cryable by scarlett .K June 16, 2008
omg she just called me a bitch thats so cryable
cryable by jonnytherealdep April 26, 2021

Crablegging 

A maneuver made in hot tubs by creepy men. Involves using legs as "pinschers" to trap the legs of unsuspecting girls. Recommended if you want to seem like a total rapist.
Stefaun: Ooh that girl is lookin' fine. I'd like to crableg the shit out of her!
Everyone else: No, Stefaun... Crablegging is completely socially unacceptable.

Giant Enemy Crablet 

The Giant Enemy Crablet is a video remake of a famous meme of The Giant Enemy Spider. This remake used clips from the Node and Steam videos (that were out at the time). These clips were collected from the game BONEWORKS, the best Virtual Reality game of 2019, and until full drive VR, of all time.
"The Giant Enemy Crablet HMM HMM HMHMHMHMHM MM MM MM M M M M M"
"Indeed my fellow Phord"
Giant Enemy Crablet by CamoHappy December 28, 2019

cryabetes 

Cryabetes is characterized by an accute and sudden need to cry like a bitch. Often victims must test their blood-tear level with a lancet for sadness. Type-2 cryabetes is often contracted from those that have lost family members, or are just being a pussy.
I'm sorry Abraham lost his mother and all, but did he really have to contract cryabetes?
cryabetes by daveycius May 27, 2006

Cryabetic 

Someone who over reacts and cries about everything at the drop of a hat.
I don't want to go out drinking with that girl anymore. She's a total cryabetic.
Cryabetic by Harley Weewax September 1, 2013
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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