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The original king of comedy

when a girl is giving you head and you cum in her mouth, you tell a funny joke(the shorter the better) right as she swallows so she laughs and cum shoots out of her nose.
"Dude I told a joke last night that made me The original king of comedy!"
*bro-fist*
by theCov April 28, 2011
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cut the comedy

Cut the comedy and get to work!{cut}
by mariale February 17, 2015
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Bam Bam here comes pam

A saying to describe the dramatic entrance of a plus-sized person, with reference to Pam from Brawl stars.
Dude: yooo look at her
You and dude: BAM BAM HERE COMES PAM!
by Ethxnol June 5, 2019
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oliver graves comedian

Oliver graves is a Gothic comedian who first appeared on Americans got talent. I'm his #1 fan btw. He is the most important person in my life he is a queen.
Oliver graves comedian : Ellie I know you want to go live with me but I want to give other people a chance.

Ellie/me: STRAWBERRY JAM I'M BRITISH!

Love you oliverrrrr
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It all comes out in the wash

A metaphor commonly used around Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

Basically;

Sure you've made a mistake, but you can still cover it up or make up for it somehow.

Similar to when you make a mess on your clothes, but you're able to wash it out.
(Yinzer 1): Yinz see Ben Worthlessburger frig up that stillers game last Sunday?

(Yinzer 2): Ehhh f#@k it man, it all comes out in the wash.
by SquidtheKidone October 14, 2020
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Halley’s Comet

An activity involving a woman 74 years old or older (Halley’s comet comes every 74 years) where the male is having sexual intercourse with the female “doggy style” in the anus. After he releases his blessed seed in her anus he pulls out where as the the female immediately farts and reaches behind and lights the fart, hence, releases the flaming comet on the poor unfortunate male with a beautiful glistening trail following behind from his seed. Extra points if her name is Halley.
Example: Joe was fornicating with Alexandria when he orgasmed and she released a Halley’s Comet on him that the world has never seen making Superman himself blush yet grow stronger........
by Halley’scomet November 21, 2020
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Try-hard Comedian

A person who tries way too hard to make a joke, but ends up making an ass of themselves. On occasions, they'll bring up memes from 2009 and call them relevant.
Get a load of this try-hard comedian. He's such a jackass.
by Ireallycan'tthinkofaname December 4, 2020
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