coon can 

a can of beer or malt liquor in the 16 to 24 oz range. sold single in ghetto liquor stores, or for that matter most liquor stores in general. favored by blacks and white trash as it is usally all they can afford.

man, issac is on his 3rd coon can of steel reserve. he really loves that shit!!!

coon can by california uber allies March 13, 2010

catch-me-if-you-can 

(verb) to con your way into a job/role/situation like Leonardo DiCaprio's character in the movie "Catch Me If You Can"

**At the grocery store, Max is comparing prices to find the cheapest oatmeal. Tim stands by.**

Max: This is bullshit. I need a job.
Tim: I think they're hiring for cashiers here.
Max: Meh. I want a GOOD job. I'll just catch-me-if-you-can my way into being a doctor or something.
Tim: Do it.

**Four months later, "Dr. Max" is arrested and charged for manslaughter, but is set free by "Warden Tim" who catch-me-if-you-canned his way into an interesting new career.**

catch-me-if-you-can by Maxwell Dope November 18, 2013

If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land 

I stole this from Bo burnham

Bo burnham: I’m so hashtag deep
Me: what a lit song

Bo: if Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
Me: imma steal that and post it on urban dictionary

If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land by Karen Chungus February 7, 2019

lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off

But it's better if you do.

Let's get these teen hearts beating faster, faster. So testosterone boys and harlequin girls, will you dance to this beat and hold a lover close. - Lying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off

lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off by brightwhiteappl May 26, 2010

But can it run crisis? 

A phrase used whenever an electronic device, computer or computer component is brought up in a thread; usually to ask how powerful it is due to Crisis and Crisis 2 having some of the best graphics and highest system requirements for computer games.

Dude A: I just got a new graphics card today!
Dude B: That's cool bro, but can it run crisis?

But can it run crisis? by zxvcn October 9, 2011

king can 

King Can - a term used in south Ontario to describe a beer can between 750ml-950ml.

Bro what do you want at the beer store??

Just grab me 3 king Cans. I got work tomorrow.

king can by Pabstkevin June 24, 2016

Kicking a can down Union Street 

When a girl is so loose, your cock doesn't touch the insides of her pussy.

Union Street - Long, steep, wide, downhill street in the centre of Aberdeen, Scotland.

"Get any poon last night then?"
"Yeah, but it was shite. Like kicking a can down Union Street"

Kicking a can down Union Street by Mikey Boy, ken February 11, 2007