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Asshole Rodeo 

To take someone to an asshole rodeo you first grab the asshole with your hands. Throw him/her to the ground and roll them over onto their front so their ass is up. Then, bite down the asshole's ass hard with your teeth. At this point the asshole will be going wild, screaming, trying to get you off and get up, but you've got to hang on like a real cowboy/cowgirl riding a bronco. (What you want is for the asshole to end up with your set of black and blue teeth marks on their ass for about three or four weeks.) Think about letting go after about 10-15 seconds of biting.
My girlfriend stopped answering my calls, dumped me with a text message, and made a play for my best friend. Three weeks later I saw her on the beach and took her to an asshole rodeo. It settled our affair.
Asshole Rodeo by congozilla February 25, 2013
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Rep. Randy Neugebauer
A Tea Party Congressman blaming a park ranger for not allowing veterans into a WWII memorial during the 2013 government shutdown would be a colossal Asshole. Seriously, like jumping the Asshole shark type Asshole.
Asshole by Chick Lennon October 3, 2013
An asshole is a person who is generally inconsiderate, selfish, mean, and makes others feel bad about themselves.
An asshole is the type of person who:

~ borrows your games, but tells you the next day that he sold them all for drugs
~ knows you have self-confidence issues and insecurities, but still calls you ugly
~ tells a crippled old man to "gtfo" his way
~ poops in your toilet and doesn't flush
~ purposely takes ages in the toilet, knowing that you are desperate to pee
~ breaks your stuff then blames you for leaving it out
~ expects you to do stuff for him when he does nothing for you
~ takes the battery out of your laptop when you go to take a toilet break so you lose all of your hard work
~ steals your underwear and tells you to "lighten up" when you have no more to wear
asshole by theonewhocalls November 1, 2013

asshole to bellybutton

A situation where a room is so filled with people that where ever you turn, your stomach is pushing up against some persons ass. This is more common in a squished line of people with very little room in between every one.
"It was so fucking crowded in that line outside. It could have easily been Asshole to Bellybutton"

asshole nation

a person or people who are complete assholes and don't realize it
Wow, Tristan's really become one of asshole nation...
asshole nation by Calciteisme April 9, 2017

asshole hair 

A little black brown or blonde piece of hair around your fart box. May have a little sprinkle of poo attached to it. Can be curly and long. Also used to describe Anyone named Blake Cooper
Blake Cooper is such an asshole hair !

Careless asshole 

1) A person who intentionally likes being an asshole and is also careless.
2) A sketchy person whose behaviours and thoughts towards others are so careless, clumsy, stupid and irresponsible it makes them very asshole-like, even though they aren't intentionally being an asshole. Examples typically include sketchy buyers from your local classifieds, next door neighbors of your sketchy apartment complex, or some incredibly dimwitted kid at school that doesn't know shit.
1) "Man did you see that guy? He is such an asshole, but he's also very careless about his surroundings. Heard he almost got hit by a car once because he wasn't paying attention to the road."

2)

a. Bill had a buyer who bought his old phone. Next day the buyer returned the phone, claiming the screen was "cracked", when in fact it was only the screen protector that was cracked. The buyer returned Bill his money, but kept all the trivial accessories that came with the phone. The phone box had also been severely disfigured for some reason. What would be the point of keeping all those phone accessories when you have no phone? No one knows, but it was clear to Bill that the buyer didn't care about the accessories at all, she was just a complete careless asshole.

b. Johnny's next door neighbor, a pothead and a high school dropout, asked Johnny if he could stay in his apartment for a few hours as his mom kicked him out. Johnny agreed and let him chill there while he went out to eat. A few hours later he came back, finding that his couch was flipped over, his cupboards ransacked, and his vinyl collection was all over the floor with deep scratches in almost every one. The whole apartment reeked of weed, and there was another unpleasant smell coming from the washroom: his toilet seat was covered with diarrhea. "Fucking careless asshole POS..." murmured Johnny as he cleaned up the place.