Jacob

Its me, none of you can have the Jacob now!

Little brother: Mom said it’s my time to use the Jacob.

Me: awww man!

by MrBitchiloid July 31, 2019

jacob wood

Fluffy funny fucker lmao i love you brother form JL

Jacob Is funny

Jacob wood is fluffy

by Jack smith6273 November 7, 2019

jacob

jacob is a guy who is everything.yiu can’t miss him he’s just great. but he’s a heart breaker..sooo try not to fall for a jacob.i did and i’m broken inside

me:omg look at him he’s really cute

friend:yea
me:he’s probably a jacob

by poopyhead9 November 14, 2019

Jacob

A gay fat ass that only gives a shit about himself and will abuse you
Stay away from Jacobs

Son: who is that in the alley
Mom: oh that's a jacob stay away he will rape you

by Bingbangbongboi November 15, 2019

Jacob

A fat bitch who sits across from me in World History and he always wears a trump 2020 hat.

Look at this absolute loon!
That's Jacob.

by Fuck.Jacob November 15, 2019

Jacob

A dumbass trannie that has lying hair and looks like a gorilla and has a small dick maybe he doesn't have dicl but fs if you see him runnn!!!

Oh my look its Jacob let's get out of here

by Hdhdjennddj November 15, 2019

Jacob Doobie

Name of a true slag will shag your husband and leave you with aids not to be messed with secretly a transgender called Chantelle

I pulled a Jacob Doobie last night

by Doobie6 November 18, 2019