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Ghetto Scanner

Taking a picture of a picture with a camera, or cell phone to send, or post online.
Take a picture of that picture with your ghetto scanner.
by jasoncorder24 January 17, 2012
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Ghetto Robbed

When you get robbed and the only thing you can find missing is the cheapest thing in your house.
Yeah last night I got Ghetto Robbed, all they took was my sons crayons.
by iiSpyTreX August 13, 2011
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Ghetto twitch

When a person displays movement in response to real or imagined rap music.
by Clipper747 December 11, 2022
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Ghetto sunrise

The time when the unemployed, dealers, or other hood folks wake up, typically between 11am-12pm.
It’s almost noon, they aren’t they answering the phone? Well it’s barely past ghetto sunrise, what do you expect?
by Bigd6789 August 5, 2023
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Ghetto G.O.A.T

Ghetto GOAT or Ghetto G.O.A.T - is the status earned if you are someone (usually a parent) who has a job but still lives in bad conditions, (high crime, high drug usage, high homeless problems, bad influences,) who has a don't fuck with me attitude when it comes to their family! They are street smart and tough and if has to be -"violent," to "defend" and ward off the outside influence to the younger generation they are raising! They handle their business and take care of their family, with normal jobs, and teach the kids the right morals day in day out. "fearless"of "anyone"who tries to teach the kid the wrong way. And is also ready to fight, kill or die for the "right" thing. To not coward in the face of adversity. The word "goat" is used as a "sports term" (greatest of all time) -the "family" of the man/woman is the persons team! Its literally all they work for, teach for, struggle for, so the kids can have a better life. An achiever even in the ghetto! against the urban city bullshit and showing that you can still bring up tough,strong, youth. For the most part, these legends have respect. Because they were able to keep their shit in line, dont get kids taken by CPS, and is lawyal to their FAMILY 100 percent. Alot of "stepped up" parents who take care of CPS kids are ghetto GOATS!They proved to be able to take care of the their kids or family by doing the right thing regardless of the outside influences.
did you see his instagram post? That foos a ghetto g.o.a.t! His dad slapped the shit out of him when he found out he joined a gang. He told him to do something about it? Since he's supposed to be hard now! His son didnt do anything! He coward with his head down. so he said his son is now "jumped out" the gang and if anyone n the gang watching his instagram had a problem with it they can come and see him too! Because in the end his dad is ready and willing to kill or die for his son, and for whats ultimately right! He respects his family, works hard takes care of them. Wtf that foo needed to join a gang for? Respect a ghetto GOAT if you got one. Dumb ass!
by TheOctopus November 9, 2022
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Suburban Ghetto

Middle class life and neighbors that have more crime than poverty stricken neighborhoods. Adults are often in denial.
You could tell Grant was from the suburban ghetto. When he received a grey Audi instead of silver, he threatened to shoot his mother and kids at school.
by anonymous October 4, 2022
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Ghetto Mimosa

A Ghetto Mimosa is Prosecco and Fanta instead of Champagne and orange juice
Rena and Tash were downing them Ghetto Mimosas at work
by anonymous December 9, 2021
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