by mypronounsarefin/ger February 7, 2023
Get the School mug.A middle school in western Agoura Hills, CA. It's mascot is the cougar and is classified as the slightly less awful version of AE Wright middle school. Half the kids look like they should be in high school and the other half, SHOULD be in juvenile hall. It seems that the school believes that throwing water at a teacher AND getting arrested by the school cop in the same afternoon in front of the school is not enough to even suspend them. The school also doesn't believe that students are worthy of seats either, so any time you are called into the multi purpose room, you have to sit on the floor like a bunch of first graders. It's not all bad, though. You have the pep squad, which is basically a bunch of girls in shorts and jerseys dancing proactively to whiny pop music. Also you have a prominent skating culture here, and what that means, is that you have a pretty good chance on having 3'4 shrimp with daddy issues bailing right on you while walking passed any staircase with a railing. But it's a blue ribbon school, so I guess that's cool....
"Lindero Canyon Middle School has great teachers!" -parent
"Yeah, but only if the school allows them to do their jobs!" -kid who actually goes there
"Yeah, but only if the school allows them to do their jobs!" -kid who actually goes there
by plus-size albert November 22, 2020
Get the Lindero Canyon Middle School mug.Marist is a high school in chicago filled with little douche bags who think they are good at sports. The boys there love to take naked showers together and rape each other.
“Joey are you going to Marist High School?”
“Yes dad I can’t wait to spread my cheeks in the shower.”
“Yes dad I can’t wait to spread my cheeks in the shower.”
by Coach Hogan August 13, 2021
Get the Marist High School mug.by Nico Suave!! September 20, 2023
Get the School mug.A school in Potomac Maryland, all students are stupid as shit and they all suck at sports. They want to be good at sports so they give athletic scholarships to everyone even Steven hawking. The education you get is the same as the education in the Congo. It also costs a fuck ton
by IACeficianado February 10, 2022
Get the Bullis school mug.The worst middle school you could ever dream of. First off, all of the rejects go there. Also they suck at sports including high school football. They just masturbate all day and night because they think they can make Wahpeton proud. If you went here you life would be like hell.
by Doodle Baner November 26, 2019
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