Just like my cheeks

A common saying that works after any insult someone throws at you.

Mom: 'Okay kids we need to stop being on electronics. Time to pull the plug."

"Just like my cheeks."

by bitchass.tortilla.gangsta December 11, 2019

my dad

belt beater 69000 a.k.a. nonexistent father

hey have you ever gotten the belt
no but my dad left and we got one of those belt beater 69000s

by Yur_boi_uhhhhhhh December 12, 2019

beat my meat casandra

DONT TEST MAN MAN HAS GOT CREW HE WILL SHANK YOU DOWN

beat my meat casandra

by buttmuncherxo December 12, 2019

Sweating my tabs off

When ones private region is sweating profusely

Im so hot I’m sweating my tabs off

by Tabsweater84 December 17, 2019

Your dad is like how i enjoy my steak, rare

Your dad leaves to get a bag of sour patch kids, and 10 years later, he actually brings a 24-gallon can full of blue raspberry flavored sour path kids.

Your dad is like how i enjoy my steak, rare

by zaqwszsfdzsgf December 18, 2019

my ass

something very thicccc (with 4 c’s)

boy; woah, look at her ass. it’s pretty hot.

me: my ass 🥵.

by myassishot December 22, 2019

Soo my tie

Short version for
𝚂𝚘 𝚖𝚢 𝚝𝚢𝚙𝚎

Originated in Rick and Morty s4 ep1
by one of characters summer smith

This app just matched me with a guy that is soo my tie

by Lolziee December 26, 2019