Woke Up With A Penis On His Face

Refers to falling asleep or passing out with friends around. Then awaking to some prank that involves a penis on your face, whether drawn on or actually a penis on your face.

"Hey remember when he was the first person to fall asleep at your house?"
"Yeah, he totally woke up with a penis on his face"

by Crazy Asian Guy March 16, 2009

pickin-em up, and puttin-em down

Running fast

I saw Joel at the track meet. He was pickin-em up, and puttin-em down"

by Godino September 5, 2016

shut the fuck up you nasty bitch

Used this when a random in your game lobby talking trash for nothing.

Person 1: Ya fucking suck watch ya finna get shit on nigga.
Person 2:"shut the fuck up you nasty bitch".
Person 3-4-5-6-7-8-9: Damn wtf?!

by richniggaisfriendless December 14, 2021

wow-i'd-love-to-be-caught-up-in-those

The feeling that one has when they see something so attractive that it takes courage to look directly upon or in to, knowing that once you do, you won't escape... yet you won't have a problem with that.

See "Ashley Burger"

by Marc December 28, 2003

you got knocked the fuck up

Usally when a person is on the ground and their knocked out, and you go up to them and make fun of them

"Bob" Got knocked out by "Fred" And "George" said to his face, "You got knocked the fuck up"!

by Lil' Lp July 24, 2005

I got ups in my Day-Z's

I got props from the G's

"Hey man I got ups in my Day-Z's"

by Eng dynasty April 2, 2008

blowing smoke up your ass

To say things deliberatly to anger someone. It comes from cockfighting where they blow smoke up a roosters ass before they put him into the ring to fight.

He's just blowing smoke up your ass, ignore him.

by Javier xavier caviar June 13, 2017