Double sided floople sludge

The pee stain on your carpet from when your bipolar floople got angry, because you didn’t feed it enough instant ramen for the day.

Jebreyne: What’s that green stuff on your carpet? That looks disgusting!
Glether: Oh fuck! I forgot to feed my floople instant ramen. That silly blorfindee committed a “Double Sided Floople Sludge!”

by MR.AWSOMECRAYZAYMAN October 2, 2023

oochie from flophub

the biggest whale known in the entire ecosystem, the whale tends to diss flopclub and its staff despite a treaty and then making a bullshit excuse about it. the whales nature is keeping an admin who made a nazi joke out of favoritism and didn't stop the flophub purge where members could break every rule and once again said a bullshit excuse about it. like it was never a good idea but okay...

this whale is even BIGGER then tbe previously known biggest whale and has taken the title, it tends to eat everything in sight endangering the fish population. oochie tends to eat 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 calories every hour and 1000000000000 on a cheat day.

Mcdonalds Worker 1: "oh no is that oochie from flophub again?"
Mcdonalds Worker 2: "oh no... they made us sell out last time!"

by Candice speaks facts October 14, 2023

Fallon d’Floor

The term which is a twist on Ballon d’Or is awarded to the player having the most Oscar-worthy dive of the year. The idea became popular on the subReddit r/soccer when Cristiano Ronaldo went down under the slightest of touches to win a penalty against Celta Vigo.

Did you see Neymar’s dive? Surely he’s getting nominated for the Fallon d’Floor

by ScientiaEstPotentia October 20, 2023

its a floater

that one random ass meme that nobody likes and it sounds like a "thats our little comedian" person lookin ahh

Parents: Look it's floating
The annoying ass kid: Its a floater!!!

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023

Blood on the Dance Floor

1). A great Michael Jackson song.
2). A crunkcore act that was not great.

1). I love Blood on the Dance Floor!
2). I hate Blood on the Dance Floor...fuck Dahvie.

by 7568ino November 6, 2023

Scrubbed the floor

Giving head while someone is on their knees.

Going by the state of her knees, I assume she scrubbed the floor

by Figlet nieve November 18, 2023

Give your bestfriend flowers day

December 1- the day you give your best friend flowers to show you appreciate them

Hey, did you get your best friend flowers? Its December 1st! Give your bestfriend flowers day

by Vanessa0809 November 28, 2023