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Weird Shit

a term for when you see something thats cringe af, or something thats extremely strange or weird or something you wouldn't expect.
"i just saw some weird shit on youtube"
"wtf i just saw some weird shit under my bed"
"bro why is your attic full of some weird shit?"
by randomartist0127 July 18, 2024
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Shit

by SHAT20202020 November 24, 2020
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gawd awful shit

1. A bad and dangerous situation that puts many people in jeopardy or a calamity of huge proportions.

2. A monstrous turd that smells and will not flush.
1. The terrible accident on I -20 was some gawd awful shit.

2. I asked my wife for the plunger after blowing out a gawd awful shit! Notify the Navy that my gawd awful shit is being launched into the Potomoc!
by Kraski June 8, 2022
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Shit on

When you destroy everything and yell balls i ur jaw
by Ballsinurjaws August 25, 2021
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piece of shit

You’re the piece of shit here.”
“awh! thank you so much Sukuna!”
by stsgtruther November 17, 2023
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Shit stain

by Factsspitter334 April 23, 2022
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Shit Sandwich Theory

A simple thought experiment to explain the process behind the electoral college

You and two friends decide to go out to eat for lunch, only one of you brought a card so you all agree to venmo the one who brought it after you eat as none of you brought any cash either.

You want to get some pizza, and your two friends want to eat human shit sandwiches, you decide to put it to a democratic vote because that’s obviously the most fair right?

You obviously lose and you have to eat the shit sandwich, sucks doesn’t it?

How could this have been avoided?

Simple, you make your vote worth 2, this forces an even tie and forces the shit sandwich twins (you should probably stop hanging out with them btw) to compromise, you all end up agreeing on burgers and you eat in relative peace

Now apply this logic to the electoral college, and you understand why the Montana Wheat farmer or the Wyoming cattle rancher’s state gets to have as much of a say as California or New York
Statement:“Land doesn’t vote, people do”

Retort: “Shit sandwich theory”
by Cockyrooster1135 June 19, 2022
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