shit pen

Someone who isn’t very bright in what he or she says or does.

Keaton: “Briggs is butt naked open.”
Nicholas: “There is 3 people guarding him you shit pen.”

by TheRealBadOyster September 27, 2017

Oh shit text

When you send a text to someone thinking it was someone else. Can be very embarassing or just a common text.

Matt: damn...

Mark: what?

Matt: i just oh shit texted your mom...

Mark: what'd it say?

Matt: You don't want to know...

by santy5666 July 20, 2010

Triple Point Shit

When you go to take a shit and it comes out in three stages of matter at once

Scientist: Did you know that at its triple point, a material can exist as a solid, liquid, and gas simultaneously?
Me 5 minutes ago: Guess I just took a triple point shit then

by virescent October 8, 2020

Slater Shit

The act of defecating in a toilet while sitting in the reverse position.

I had to take a Slater Shit so I could finish my puzzle.

by DMART1840 April 24, 2011

Shit the Bag

When a person dies with a colostomy bag ; the natural body reaction occurs of waste elimination.

Years after the colostomy operation, complications led to her death and she just shit the bag.

by quickyshell August 10, 2018

Shit up

To insert a cork into someone’s glutinous Maximus and then insert a second cork into the mouth.

“Shit up Darwin!” Said Eric
Eric Proceeds to forcefully insert cork into Darwin’s ass and mouth

Tears stream out of Darwin’s mouth, he quietly begs for mercy that shall not be granted

by Lilac Petal October 31, 2021

Manual Shit

When someone grabs the shit out of your anus or when you pluck your own shit out

I did a manual shit yesterday

by eemujil November 30, 2024