virescent's definitions

Triple Point Shit

When you go to take a shit and it comes out in three stages of matter at once

Scientist: Did you know that at its triple point, a material can exist as a solid, liquid, and gas simultaneously?
Me 5 minutes ago: Guess I just took a triple point shit then

by virescent October 8, 2020

Chulvap

the skin between your ass and dick. Also known as hindskin

Riley boutta grab Sam's chulvap

by virescent May 18, 2020

Orphan Metal

a music genre whose sole purpose is to vent the pains of orphans

Batman's song in The Lego Movie is a prime example of orphan metal

by virescent May 7, 2020