2 or more(attractive) females traveling together preferably horny and intoxicated with low cut shirts and mid-drift.
Examples of Twat squads: The women on desperate housewives, any professional cheer leaders, any party going girls especially in college
Basically any group of women who are looking for so action due to drunken horny lifestyles
Basically any group of women who are looking for so action due to drunken horny lifestyles
by poopy gurilla March 18, 2010
Get the twat squadmug. A twat who claims he's only behaving like a twat in defence of the fact that other people keep calling him a twat behind his back.
Similar to a self-fulfilling prophecy but more personal, and often used as a defense mechanism, usually by men to avoid ever having to engage with anyone emotionally, or say sorry.
Their phrase of choice should you ask them why they're behaving like a twat is of course: 'Are you calling me a twat then!?' and then centre all their twatness upon you as you obviously must be the source of why everyone thinks they're a twat, and are no longer inviting them to any more social events.
Similar to a self-fulfilling prophecy but more personal, and often used as a defense mechanism, usually by men to avoid ever having to engage with anyone emotionally, or say sorry.
Their phrase of choice should you ask them why they're behaving like a twat is of course: 'Are you calling me a twat then!?' and then centre all their twatness upon you as you obviously must be the source of why everyone thinks they're a twat, and are no longer inviting them to any more social events.
I can't be bothered to try and make sense of the man anymore, he just seems to be a self-fulfilling twat.
by ..WiL June 11, 2007
Get the Self-Fulfilling Twatmug. Q: "How did they score that second goal?!"
A: "Well if Marie on defence wasn't twiddling her twat the whole game.."
A: "Well if Marie on defence wasn't twiddling her twat the whole game.."
by yup55555 October 25, 2011
Get the twiddling her twatmug. by Big Poppa 1234567 October 31, 2009
Get the Twittle My twatmug. by landothecowboy666 December 8, 2010
Get the diddling her twatmug. A phrase used to define something that is outstandingly magnificent or "cool", obviously surpassing the extremity of the situation in which the words "tight" or "tite" are used.
Although the tightness of a twat may very it is assumed that we are speaking of virgin twat unless, of course, you change the context by adding the name of someone who is not assumed to have a tight twat. (See example 3)
When using this phrase all sexual connotations should be ignored and the phrase should be used to express ones awe in something rather then being regarded as "dirty" or "perverted".
Although the tightness of a twat may very it is assumed that we are speaking of virgin twat unless, of course, you change the context by adding the name of someone who is not assumed to have a tight twat. (See example 3)
When using this phrase all sexual connotations should be ignored and the phrase should be used to express ones awe in something rather then being regarded as "dirty" or "perverted".
"Holy balls! The new album by Breathe Carolina is tighter than twats!"
Did you see that?! It was tighter than twats when Becky punched Jessica in the face, knocking her front tooth out!
Well that was about as tight as Tanya's twat. We all know she's a whore.
Did you see that?! It was tighter than twats when Becky punched Jessica in the face, knocking her front tooth out!
Well that was about as tight as Tanya's twat. We all know she's a whore.
by aerickson293 September 2, 2011
Get the Tighter than twatsmug. You - hi
Them - hi , im amazing at everything
You - oh ..... nice
Them - do you want to see my guns
You - no
Them -oh well here they are anyways im amazing
You - shut up you big headed twat
Them - hi , im amazing at everything
You - oh ..... nice
Them - do you want to see my guns
You - no
Them -oh well here they are anyways im amazing
You - shut up you big headed twat
by Hello moto 1234 May 8, 2010
Get the big headed twatmug.