turquoise thunder

Something you yell when your taking a break from all that pot, and you want to warn your friends who are smoking that a parental unit is approaching.

Turqoise Thunder!! Hide the bong!

by matt June 15, 2004

It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken

What a woman typically says to her husband when her lips begin to hang.

Man- Honey, your lips are loose.

Wife- It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken

by goatgoatgoat666 May 8, 2013

tenderfiddles

a girl named amanda or meg with soar ta ta's

amanda and meg got gator smacked and have tenderfiddles

by princess sophia November 11, 2003

Tender

Goalie found on a Northern Virginia ice hockey team. Anything but soft, known for his lewd comments and references to misogynistic ways.

Tender was into necrophilia, until the undertaker caught him.

by Wayne Grimzky April 13, 2005

Thunder Cats

Bunch of panzies that can't play handball

"Those handball players r worse than Thunder cats!"

by That Guy whos good at handball December 20, 2008

cock juggling thunder cunt

A man or woman who has lard all over their thunder thighs.

Julia did not have a boyfriend because she was a cock juggling thunder cunt.

by Boobah. July 14, 2006

Thunder Thighs

when someone has extreeemely large thighs (guy or girl) may be a very muscly guy and may involve OVERHANG. these thighs are so powerful that when running is done by the individual, the ground may rmble like thunder hence 'thunder' and some times sparks may be produced like lightining.

A - "wooow what the hell is that???"
B - "EARTHQUAKE!!!!!!!"
A - "oh wait no its only Jimmy and Singo, jesus look at those thunder thighs!!!!!"

by zachary1604 February 23, 2009