Tossing yesterdays salad

Verb:The act of oral stimulation on an anus that hasn't been washed in one or more days.

"After a long hot road trip I was surprised Susan so was eager to be "tossing yesterdays salad""

by Gonzotherebelclown August 26, 2012

Idiot-salad Sandwich

A spinoff of chef Gordon Ramsey’s world favorite ‘idiot sandwich’ that has additional nutritional value thanks to the salad part.

CANNIBAL in a remote location: Hey look over there at those two Crackers! They’d sure make a good idiot-salad sandwich with some Leafy greens!

by AlsoTwenty2 February 4, 2022

Asian fruit salad

A sex act where you cut up fruit and insert it into a vagina then proceed to eat it out of the vagina, its Asian because your eating pussy

Did you hear that they fucked last night

Yeah he said he gave her an Asian fruit salad

by Fetishguru January 18, 2017

California Fruit Salad

poop, piss, and cum into someones mouth and have them eat it.

My uncle Ronnie gave me the California fruit salad after I told him i didn’t like anime at thanksgiving dinner

by 2RYDIZZLE December 2, 2017

party cheese salad

A culinary abomination made with lemon Jello and random stuff out of your pantry.

“I made Aunt Myrna’s Party Cheese Salad and It’s literally puke.”

by DropTheDie July 26, 2022

Angry Fruit Salad

This term was coined when color terminals/monitors (especially on PCs running MS-DOS) were becoming more pervasive. Common systems allowed for a fixed palette of 16 colors with a very high saturation. When software started to use the colors (and ANSI.SYS became a thing) the common focus was to give all different elements a different color. (This notion is maintaned today by Emacs' font-lock-mode and other syntax highlighting variants.) The result was a wild mix of red, green yellow, white, black and blue - almost like in a fruit salad - that might easily hurt your eyes .

While the very first versions of Windows sufferd the same issues with the palette , GUIs in general don't expose the same problem and don't put too many high-contrast-colors all over the screen.

"Wow! This Midnight Commander theme is some piece of angry fruit salad."

"Let's avoid angry-fruit-salad-syndrome and use the solarized syntax highlighting theme."

by Bitnacht February 6, 2020

Handheld Meat Salad

A #Hoagie or #Submarine Sandwich minus the delicious bread and Rolled in Tasteless Lettuce. Not a sandwich at all.

A #Salad that almost stays together disguising itself as a Sandwich.

A #Lettuce Wrap

Customer: "Hi college dropout... can I get the Number 1 as a Lettuce Wrap?" Sandwich Artist: "Oh you mean the Handheld Meat Salad."

I see you ruined your Sub by ordering it as a Handheld Meat Salad.

by DSeanK May 13, 2021