max

a male whos penis is particularly small, he is very sensitive about it and he’s pretty annoying and rude salty uses everyone for clout and is bisexual

wibba 1: yo is that max
hoe 2: ew ya i sucked him off last night it was so small

by wiggabeat69420 March 8, 2019

Max

He’s a dick and gets you into all kinds of trouble, but he’s the best friend you’ll ever have and always has your back

Man, max got me sent down to the office again, we have detention together though so it should it be fun

by Wuzzie Crunch June 2, 2020

max howie

If you are named max Howie you have a massive penis

If you are named max Howie you have a massive penis

by Dhsrhgkxkg July 12, 2017

Max "Wax" Jackson

a dumb gay boi stupid man who wishes he was more like his brother.

"Oh hey, Max "Wax" Jackson, why you looking a little down today?"
"Well, I just wish I wasn't a dumb gay boi stupid man and was more like my brother ya know?"

"Its okay, I wish I was like him too."

by fijihasbiggay November 12, 2020

Zest-Maxxing

The process of riding the fine line between homosexuality and straightness in order to mass appeal to women. Commonly used by incels to get closer to woman.

"Hey Michael! Did you get any pussy last night?" "Nah bro, but I've been Zest-Maxxing with these new earrings. These bitches will be all over me!"

by ZincMaxxer April 14, 2024

max

strange donny with wavy eyebrows. quite clapped. if you see him in the street, he’s probably just kidnapped someone’s dog. don’t trust max.

“wait, is that max?”
“yeah, he just finessed my dog”

by kitkatchuncky August 5, 2021

blindness pro max

Can be abbreviated as bp+.
The action of urinating, taking a shit, farting, burping, yelling loudly, or orgasming to escape or avoid a situation. Usually used to stop watching a dirty video your friends are showing you.

Person 1: Pffff, look at this
Person 2: no i dont wanna see that dirty shit
Person 2: *shits himself*
Person 1: dude, did you just blindness pro max my ass?

by gay paintbrush monokuma November 1, 2021