mallory jones

An absolute stanky individual. Her long slender toes resemble that of a 12 year old boys hand. She is quite frightening when you first meet her but slowly she will warm with loads of forced cuddle times. She could put ben and jerrys out of service with her never ending ice cream addiction. Finally, she is an astounding 3am pad thai chef. Has an aversion to meat loaf following a severe disruption to her stomach pH.
That mallory jones, gagged smelling the meat loaf again.
by smmatta September 23, 2021
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Windiana Jones

Da famous adventurer and crime-fighter who used his exceptionally-gaseous butt-trumpet as his signature weapon.
If Windiana Jones goofed up and whizzpopped towards da wrong person, would he then come and humbly admit dat he was "da schmuck who farted in yer face earlier"?
by QuacksO February 17, 2025
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Lewis Jones

A Man Who Has A Very Abnormally Large Penis/ Genatalia.
OH Gyal I Cant Walk Because i Went To Lewis Jones Abode
by Not Lewis Jones October 07, 2023
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frazer jones

Frazer jones is Hot dark hair caring and will do anything to protect his friends
Frazer jones: hey are you ok
Girl: no that guy is bullying me
Frazer jones: I'll go kick his ass
by Deane Sheffield December 01, 2018
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David Jones

Someone you thought was your friend but only used you for fame.
I thought we were friends but turns out he was a David Jones all along.
by SpeceCamino March 23, 2024
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You look the other way when your friends massacre, rape, behead, etc and speak up when people you dont like fight back against rapists, invaders, mass-murderers, etc
The Guardian columnist suffers from Owen Jones Derangement Syndrome - this explains why he downplayed Hamas 7/10 massacre whilst rallying against Israel defending herself to prevent more massacres
by November 29, 2023
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