Goat ham is thin slivers of goat meat not quite comparable to cow ham but slightly similar. Typically served with mash potatoes.
"Hey mommy can you pass me some of your goat ham?"
"Sure honey!" "How's my goat ham darling?"
"It's delicious mother thank you so much!"
"Sure honey!" "How's my goat ham darling?"
"It's delicious mother thank you so much!"
by d a r k September 15, 2021
Get the goat hammug. this is a ruder version of:
don't get your knickers in a twist
but it literally means - don't get your fanny in a twist
it can also refer to ugly vaginas that appear "twisted" , telling a woman that she has a twisted ham can mean that they have a gross or ugly vagina or it can mean that they are unfeminine. Telling a man he has a twisted ham means that he is too feminine and or a male prostitute which would mean that his asshole has stretched out so much that it looks like an ugly vagina.
don't get your knickers in a twist
but it literally means - don't get your fanny in a twist
it can also refer to ugly vaginas that appear "twisted" , telling a woman that she has a twisted ham can mean that they have a gross or ugly vagina or it can mean that they are unfeminine. Telling a man he has a twisted ham means that he is too feminine and or a male prostitute which would mean that his asshole has stretched out so much that it looks like an ugly vagina.
both person 1 and 2 are arguing
person1- * arguing and being a cunt*
person2- ' don't get your ham in a twist '
person1- * arguing and being a cunt*
person2- ' don't get your ham in a twist '
by nishishishi June 9, 2019
Get the don't get your ham in a twistmug. A form of religious abuse and the worst type of female genital abuse when you get abducted and wake one day with"vagina ham," i.e. a thick newer inner labia that resembles a fucked up drawn flower, covered vagina grooves that then moreso resemble "apple pie" consistency, and a donut-esque squishy covering where your cervix is located. Probably done by some trying to frame you to evade blame.
The worst type of female genital abuse when you get abducted and wake one day with"vagina ham," i.e. a thick newer inner labia that resembles a fucked up drawn flower, covered vagina grooves that then moreso resemble "apple pie" consistency, and a donut-esque squishy covering where your cervix is located. Very muted senses as well as nearly being impossible to get off, and completely leaving gspot damn near unattainable. Probably done by possesive older religious resembling people that have "family secrets" (i.e. a history of sexual abuse), and/or by extremeist Ctholicism or a crazy tiny dick ex or an experimental fling turned wrong, or even by a ex that also has a history of sexual assault, or even by your insane rapist dad that is trying to keep his secret buried and you stringing along by gaslighting you and repressing memories that, in leu of everything, aren't all that repressed.
by h84cvltlyfe February 17, 2022
Get the Vagina hammug. A person who is easily manipulated, offers very little resistance to what someone else wants to do, and bends over easily. A push-over, a sucƙer.
-Jonathan is such a ham! When they whipped out a YUGE cucumber, he immediately surrendered his ɓutthole and said: "I would love to pickle that for you."
-Wow. What a push-over. Fucƙin Jonatham!
-Wow. What a push-over. Fucƙin Jonatham!
by Twaddleneck McTwatflaps November 3, 2025
Get the hammug. by Leanie Meanie January 22, 2024
Get the Ma’am hammug. When faced with a loose pussy, simply shove a whole ham up there and then pull the bone out. Voila! Ham reconditioning!
by Oliver Face January 6, 2021
Get the ham reconditioningmug.