Like road rage, only it occurs in a shopping center/grocery store while driving carts instead of cars.
It's that feeling you have toward the fat lady, who is parked directly in the middle of the isle, making it completely impossible to pass her on either side. You know she is just trying to decide if she should go with diet coke instead of regular, just so she can get more twinkies and so doesn't see you or care that you're trying to get by.
When you have to stiffle the urge to ram them or even to say "excuse me" because you KNOW it'll come out more like "Get the FUCK OUT OF MY WAY YOU DUMB BITCH!!"
It's the slow old people, the ones that cut you off, the ones that are completly lost, the ones that don't use blinkers (ok, so carts don't have blinkers, but in this state of mind you think they should) etc
It's that feeling you have toward the fat lady, who is parked directly in the middle of the isle, making it completely impossible to pass her on either side. You know she is just trying to decide if she should go with diet coke instead of regular, just so she can get more twinkies and so doesn't see you or care that you're trying to get by.
When you have to stiffle the urge to ram them or even to say "excuse me" because you KNOW it'll come out more like "Get the FUCK OUT OF MY WAY YOU DUMB BITCH!!"
It's the slow old people, the ones that cut you off, the ones that are completly lost, the ones that don't use blinkers (ok, so carts don't have blinkers, but in this state of mind you think they should) etc
I had to leave Wal-Mart. Yeah I forgot a few things, but there were so many people in there, I knew I was having a bad case of shopping cart rage coming on.
by cinymin86 November 22, 2009
by Alabia May 24, 2008
John: Dude I was jerking off yesterday when I found out Becky was cheating on me and my dick turned a weird shade of red.
Brandon: Sounds like Raging Erection Red to me.
Brandon: Sounds like Raging Erection Red to me.
by wHaT February 13, 2014
A group of Harvard grads who got together and made one of the best bands ever. They sung about poltical shit in a way that made you think. They made grat music. They broke up and made Audioslave.
by tsunami January 02, 2005
When a individual who suffers from facebook Fever has trouble accessing the facebook website resulting in a onslaught of verbal profanity and or physical damage to the offending computer or its components.
When my girlfriend (who has a bad case of Facebook Fever) couldn’t access her facebook login she exploded with "Facebook Rage." A verbal tirade laced with excessive profanity well simultaneously slamming the computer mouse over and over again against the computer desk.
by Harry James-Parker November 30, 2010
The pointless frustration and retarded anger that comes from failing at doing the simplest things: I.E. tying your shoes, cooking pasta, buckling your seatbelt, reading a book, all that good shit.
"GOD DAMMIT THIS JAR OF PICKLES IS FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE TO OPEN RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE"
"Whoa man, chill out! You just have a bad case of Snuggie Rage!"
"Whoa man, chill out! You just have a bad case of Snuggie Rage!"
by bear_horns September 09, 2011
When google can't supply the answer to your problems on the first page, so you throw your computer or break your phone.
by SeñoraPoot April 10, 2016