ross mountain

a roller coaster that you ride, and when everyone screams they yell "nyahhhhh"

named after an alien being hellbent on creeping out unlucky couples

(helpless civilian): OMG it's ross!
(ROSS) :NYAHHHHHH, ROSS MOUNTAIN !!!

by ubenchdefender August 21, 2008

woman-mountain

Opposite of man-mountain, a very muscular, or obese, or both, woman.

Look at the woman-mountain over there with the thunder thighs!

by pentozali May 20, 2014

Tamboring Mountain

See Tamborine Mountain

James- I heard theres fun stuff to do on Tamboring Mountain! Just kidding, no one wants to spend there Saturdays at the park!

by The Honey Wasp July 7, 2011

rocky mountain trucker

When you shit in a condom, then put it in the freezer until frozen, then use it as a dildo.

Hey, last night was crazy. You remember Sharon? She totally did the Rocky Mountain trucker when we went back to her place

by Rmt223 July 12, 2017

the mountain between us

sophisticated idiom for "the friendzone"

It's so nice laying here gazing at the stars... just you, me, and the mountain between us.

by oneofamind October 4, 2017

poon mountain

Party boots

“I can’t find my poon mountains!”

by Poon Joyce Mountain April 24, 2023

Mountain dick

Of walkers or hikers that are constantly on the go, Mountain dick is a disorder that strikes roughly 2-3 hours into a hike.
Balls outsize the male appendage and even a man blessed with length and girth is suddenly struck with a micro penis.
Often caused by intense sweaty balls and gooch sweat.
Often discovered when having an impromptu piss on the rocks.

Look at Bill, he's got mountain dick!

Great, pissed on myself again, I've got severe mountain dick!

by Flatulent_monkeh August 20, 2025