Nice guys finish last

True definition: A narcissist that attempts to lure a female out of his league with BS romance. Overly available and needy. Doesn’t think anything is wrong with him but there is. Always the girl’s fault for not choosing him. In reality, he is obsessive, possessive and probably a weebo. Not himself, tries to fake his way into a relationship which causes the female to step back.

Tom: I gave her everything she wanted! Why did she go back with her Ex!? Guess, Nice guys finish last (Women don’t want fake love, they can smell fake chivalry)

by TheRealNiceguy January 13, 2022

grandma nicely

a short but stout woman in stature but not a force to be reconed with. she is famous for telling others that they are overweight or that their clothes are too tight!!! very scarey............

"Lyndsi's had enough!!!" said grandma nicely

by jac nard August 2, 2009

twice as nice

When you are just buzzed and just high enough to feel two times as good as when sober but are not too drunk to drive or function on a medium level.

Grayson: "Dude, last night i smoked a blunt and a white Russian."
Jimmy: "How'd you feel?"
Grayson: "I was feelin' twice as nice."

by Pink Caddy September 25, 2012

nicehole

When someone is being very nice, about being an asshole. Doing asshole-ish things possibly on accident, but definitely in a nice way.

The client made me redo the text 5 times, but she was such a nicehole about it.

by str8edge August 31, 2012

Nice Guys Finish Last

When someone use to be that guy people would use because of house nice he was. He would always get messed over and never had the opportunity to shine. Often they tend to go through alot but always goes into something with his head held high.

Nice Guys Finish Last

by YrnNoFlexZone August 4, 2017

nice male purple

It's a shortened version of a nice male purple people eatter.

Wow, that is a very nice male purple!

by Patrick November 12, 2004

Nice guys always finish last

They do, imagine you are racing for a person you like, but your opponent is some dickhead who likes to Chris breezy, john cena five knuckle shuffle their significant other. But you twist your ankle, get shot, body slammed, yeeted into a brick wall st the beginning of the race, and the other guy makes it immediately but you finish the race 2 months later, hurt emotionally and physically and you close your feelings and die alone.

Some guy: Hey whats up with that guy?
Other guy: He lost the race, and got shot, thrown and body slammed
That guy: Nice guys always finish last
Some guy and other guy: They do

by The whippus April 15, 2021