blindness pro max

Can be abbreviated as bp+.
The action of urinating, taking a shit, farting, burping, yelling loudly, or orgasming to escape or avoid a situation. Usually used to stop watching a dirty video your friends are showing you.

Person 1: Pffff, look at this
Person 2: no i dont wanna see that dirty shit
Person 2: *shits himself*
Person 1: dude, did you just blindness pro max my ass?

by gay paintbrush monokuma November 1, 2021

Max design pro

a YouTuber who makes brain rot YouTube videos

Max design pro: "𝗯𝗲𝗰𝗮𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗜 𝗻𝗲𝗲𝗱 𝗶𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂"

*twiddle finger*

by LegokoaSpongebob January 22, 2025

max

strange donny with wavy eyebrows. quite clapped. if you see him in the street, he’s probably just kidnapped someone’s dog. don’t trust max.

“wait, is that max?”
“yeah, he just finessed my dog”

by kitkatchuncky August 5, 2021

max orrantia

The most metal name in the world

Megadeth is so max orrantia

by Plot in a boot November 18, 2017

Max Rebo

The best creature to ever exist in fiction; better than goku, Guts, Patrick Bateman, or any other of your pansy "Favorite character" Max Rebo is a real man that has survived TWO count em TWO Life threatening explosions that would've killed anyone else. We as a collective people should replace the stupid "Chad" word with Max Rebo if we were to describe something amazing. Max Rebo will always be there for you, he doesn't judge anything, he simply vibes. And finally, HE PLAYS AN INSTRUMENT CALLED THE JIZZ WAILER

"Max Rebo is so cool and hot"
"I know, if he was real I would marry him"
"Wouldn't we all?"

by Man with good taste May 3, 2022

Gasoline-Maxing

Drinking Gasoline like the true sigma you are.

"Im Gasoline-maxing ok? its i-"

by toastedrigatoni August 5, 2025

Mew Maxxing

When a sigma maintains a perfect jawline by keeping the tongue on the roof of the mouth to assert their aura and dominance on the beta males and negative aura NPC's. Sigma's who mew max never get caught lacking and even mew max when sleeping.

"After winning the dungeons and dragons tournament, Jedward was mew maxxing the other competitors to maintain his dominance over the beta players who he mog maxxed in his tournament".

by Lukeyjoe December 2, 2024