punch a baby

a phrase to say when your mad at something or someone regardless of the circumstances you are in.

Georgie: hey cassi! you're lookin' kinda fat today..

Cassi: Ugh gosh georgie! you make me want to punch a baby!

or

I can't believe they are making us run 5 miles today! ugh i'm so mad i could punch a baby!

by Purple Astronaut January 4, 2009

Sexy Baby

A person, usualy female, who is presents themselves in a sexual way, that is also quite childlike. Usually the female presents quite innocent for the benefit of male attention. The phrase was popularised in 30 Rock, Season 5 Episode 16, and later by the Taylor Swift song Anti-Hero. An early example of a sexy baby is Persephone in Greek mythology who acted childlike and was abducted by her uncle and forced to be a child bride.

"We act like Marilon Monrone was a feminst icon, but she's just basically a sexy baby". "Persephone of the Greek myths is such as sexy baby. She was plucking red poppies in her spontaneous, childlike way when her dark uncle Hades burst through the earth and abducted her in his iron chariot then made Persephone his unwilling bride." "I'm glad that Paris Hilton has stopped speaking in a drawl like sexy baby, she's a business tycoon, it didn't suit her"

by louloumc89 October 27, 2022

skittle babies

when you see a woman with many different raced children, ei-if one of her children is white,another is black, and another is asian-those children are referred to as skittle babies.

We were at walmart and this one lady had tons of skittle babies. Maria has alot of skittle babies, infact she has a full rainbow.

by ImaAwesomeChick June 3, 2011

Baby Nugget

The samllest size poop humanly possible.
Ussually produced by those having constipation problems.
The size can be compared to a jelly bean, m & m, and a peanut m & m.

"Hey Sue did you just crap a Baby Nugget?"

by Shandee April 23, 2007

Baby-Glommer

In the billion-dollar a year Adoption business, it is of no surprise that ethical standard and adoption fraud in industry run rampant throughout. This term is of singular reference to the growing number of cash-laden prospective adoptive parents who will sacrifice moral turpitude in exchange for a "Hear no Evil, See no Evil and do no Evil" legal approach to infant adoption. The State of New Jersey is the first of fifty to implement revised statute to allow adoption agencies to cease and desist with certain long held lawfully mandated practices. N.J.S.A. 9: 3-39 1 b, c

Since an infant is not a commodity, and for a person to self blindfold their own witnessing eyes to such treatment of child, it is this Urban Dictionary contributor's felt moral duty to aptly separate the Good, the Bad and the Ugly. It is now of published recognition that the new term, "Baby-Glommer' befits all who fall under its definition.

This definition is bias, yet, dead on balls accurate in allegory law allowances. I welcome all defined refutes.

Adoption is for the need of child, not of the Baby-Glommer!

by gravy111 November 21, 2010

baked baby

Cooking a baby in a microwave until it explodes.

Fred:What do you want for dinner?
Bob:Baked Baby

by brettmobile1 March 27, 2009

Raw Babies

A slang term used for sperm or semen. Sperm make babies and since the sperm have not been inserted into the egg, or "oven", yet they are raw. Thought up by the adept mind of Yuri, class 1B.

"That girl was a freak! She wanted me to shoot my raw babies all over her face!"

by Old Man Troy April 30, 2009