Disappearing father trick

this is where the father says he’s going to get some cigarettes or Stella and completely ditches the family

Evan: dad can you pick up some candy from the shop
Father: sweet kid

Evan leaves ...

father : stupid little naka thinks am getting him sweets fuk this am not comin back me like kid FUK U EVAN I’m gonna do the disappearing father trick

by Hi I’m Evan February 20, 2020

Simp Fisher

A girl who uses simps to her advantage for money.

The girl advertising her premium Snapchat is a simp fisher.

by Doomnomitron March 11, 2020

Darell Fisher

A type of guy that beats his wife every other week

Yeah I think he's turning into a darell fisher

by Dictickler June 24, 2020

Splenda Father

Non sexual sugar daddy

I just got me a Splenda Father and my boyfriend’s ok with it because it’s non sexual

by Jasian1028 July 1, 2020

Maddy Fisher Hookup

When you hookup with someone and do everything but sex

"Dude, did you guys fuck?"
"Nah, it was a Maddy Fisher Hookup"

by daddylongdong420 July 24, 2020

Erik Fisher Football Dream

In the book Tangerine Erik, Paul's older brother Has a football dream that their dad has been dreaming for.

Every day dad only wants to talk about the Erik Fisher Football Dream!

by HogwartsGraduate#1 October 22, 2020

Megan fisher

an extremely sexy girl, everyone loves her and she’s the coolest person you’ll ever meet, she has the best style and she’s overall the most attractive girl in the world

Timothee- oh look it’s megan fisher
Tom- oh yeah she’s the sexiest girl I’ve ever seen

by tomhollandismyhusband December 29, 2020