dead fish

A limp, lifeless handshake.

People in the business community will have no respect for you if you hand them the dead fish.

by freewill December 16, 2011

Puffer Fish

The act of placing one's mouth on an uncircumcised penis and blowing air into the space between the glans and the foreskin causing it to quickly "puff out" like a puffer fish.

Two things were remarkable when I posed the idea of the "puffer fish" to my girlfriend: First, that she was not only willing, but downright excited to do so. Second, it worked even better that I had hypothesized, and it felt AWESOME.

by Steve Turbo(the original) February 18, 2010

fish stank

the smell that comsumes a females entire body during her period and leaves a scent when she gets up,,FROM THE BLOOD!

a fat girl opens her legs

by missy July 28, 2003

sleep with the fishes

Dying, and getting the body hidden underwater.

P1: Hey, want to kill that guy over there?
P2: Yeah, he's gonna be sleeping with the fishes, like Osama Bin Laden.
sleep with the fishes

by noo7na7 November 26, 2015

Fish Heads

A Great Song indeed.

"Put on Fish Heads"

by Light Joker April 2, 2004

Mongolian Fishing

when you have anal sex with someone until they shit all over your dick, then you feed your shit covered dick to their cat, and allow the cat to lick the residue off until you jizz all over it's pussy-cat-face!

person A: Hey man, did you see the look on that girl's face after I turned her cat into a jizz-cicle?

person B: THAT WAS BOSS! That was the second time you went Mongolian fishing this week!

by captainsexy715 December 23, 2008

Feed the fish

To vomit, especially over the side of a boat, where the vomit would then be eaten by fish.

I was seasick on the ferry and had to feed the fish

by tvod November 14, 2014