crow creek creature

a cryptozoological beast of unknown classification believed to inhabit the crow creek region of western Montana.

The crow creek creature has been observed eating a deer carcass on lower crow creek.

by montana bob March 22, 2009

Crotchular region

This is the area in which your ballsack and penis live my dear Watson.

Jerry's ballsack was swollen and changing colors from being hit in his crotchular region with a baseball bat.

by UnlimitedInfinity May 27, 2009

crookward

as in misaligned; crooked for those of you who do not understand plain English

your teeth are crookward

by Beautifulnot August 17, 2009

crotch-clops

A.the unfortunate event in which a man was wither born with or lost one testicle.

B. a man who only has one ball

is it true that you only have one nut, you're a crotch-clops!

by FCPremier John Doe February 3, 2010

crotch basket

The space that is created when a person is wearing tights or pantyhose that are too short, and the crotch of said garments only comes up to the mid-thigh.

"What happened to Casey?" "Dude, she was arrested at the airport yesterday for smuggling drugs in her crotch basket, and one of those drug sniffing dogs took her down."

"Ugh! These tights are too small, they are totally giving me a crotch basket!"

by SchmoopsyNickelpickel March 3, 2010

Crowd Food

A spectacular feat or stunt completed in real life or on a virtual landscape (i.e. Street Fighter) in front of a group of people for the sake of exciting the crowd.

Crowd: Ooooooooh...
Observer1: Did you see that combo, nigga?!
Observer2: Crowd food. uh AH!

Crowd: Aww shit! Oooooooo...

by doctormangleya August 3, 2010

Crotch Dialing

The opposite of butt dialing. Instead of using your butt to dial someone's number you accidently dial someone's number with your penis.

Guy #1:"Dude, you just butt dialed me."

Guy #2:"Dude, my phone's in my front pocket!!"

Guy#1: Thanks for crotch dialing me!!

by CMann2010 October 28, 2010