Coffee Crowning

The feeling of having to poop so bad that it feels like it’s poking out of one’s butt.

I’m not going to make it, I’m coffee crowning!

by anonymous June 16, 2022

Coffee Slut

Tattooed sexy Starbucks Barista who your girlfriend is jealous of because she leaves flirty provocative messages on your coffee lid.

Cindy asked:
“Did that coffee slut tease you with another smiley faced message “

by sea net playa September 7, 2021

Bailey's Milked Coffee

A Bailey's Milked Coffee if the act of jizzing in someone's coffee. The salty twist really brings out the flavour of the coffee and is perfect for those who don't drink alcohol.

No no, I'm not drinking I'll go for a Bailey's milked coffee please.

by Strawless donkey December 2, 2021

Ice Scramble Coffee

Ice Scramble Coffee or Coffee Ice Scramble, also known as Iskrambol Coffee or Coffee Iskrambol, legally Trademarked, is an Ilonggo Filipino dessert drink concoction of coffee, shaved ice, milk and sweet toppings by Victor Martin Soriano and owned by the iconic MERCEDES LEDESMA ARENAS. This drink originated in CuarteroSt., Jaro, Iloilo City, Philippines.

Ice Scramble Coffee or Coffee Ice Scramble, also known as Iskrambol Coffee or Coffee Iskrambol, legally Trademarked, is an Ilonggo Filipino dessert drink concoction of coffee, shaved ice, milk and sweet toppings by Victor Martin Soriano and owned by the iconic MERCEDES LEDESMA ARENAS. This drink originated in Iloilo City, Philippines.

by Victor Martin Soriano ILOILO February 3, 2025

california coffee pot

shitting in the outdoors

on my hike, I went for a california coffee pot, and cleaned up with some leaves

by itsnotmeiswearr October 28, 2020

Texas coffee

Strong coffee without cream or sugar.

Pour me a cup of Texas coffee, jakeleg.

by Reellua November 10, 2016

Dirty Coffee

When your wife pulls the possum butt plug out of your ass and shoved it straight in your mouth, whilst she squeals like a possum.

My wife gave me a dirty coffee yesterday

by Red Neck Devil May 4, 2023