cum cake

cake with cum instead of icing

that fat hoe ate all the cum cake

by reno April 17, 2005

strudle cake

a whore or prostitute that lives in a large box

becky t. is a strudle cake who lives in nyc.

by becky and rachel September 25, 2006

poundable cakes

A girl good looking enough to have sex with(especially sober)...preferably over the age of 18...unless you're phet, then fuck it, whatever...meat is meat.

poundable cakes, ex.

"That chick with the white pants is smokin', them cakes are definitely poundable"

by MC Plan B October 11, 2007

viagra cake

literally - a cake laced with Viagra.

omfg, we indulged in a group sex orgy after eating that viagra cake at her birthday!!!!

by l33t fuXx0r February 26, 2009

chocolate cake

A very good shot... Tastes just like Chocolate Cake, I swear.

Half Frangelico and half Vodka. Sugar coat a lemon and garnish.

by Evil Bella June 20, 2004

ate the cake

1. To reduce to ruin; devastate. 2. To injure (a thing) irretrievably. 3. The downfall, decay, or destruction of anything important.

"We could have won the game in overtime when Percival had the breakaway on the open net, but he totally ate the cake, and we lost."
"I knew I ate the cake when I got caught making out with the boss's daughter in his jacuzzi."
"Margaret knew she ate the cake when she realized that the neighbour's dog she was looking after ate her retainer."

by Quentin Lancaster April 29, 2008

cake f.m.

Talking on speaker phone with your significant other while in the car with other individuals. Therefore forcing every one to listen to you sweet talk, instead of listening to the radio like everyone else would prefer.

I was forced to listen to cake f.m. all the way home, my friends a dick..shoot me now.

by doolinism January 20, 2011