brown shoe

substitute for bless you, used only after the first sneeze.

since the ears take a few seconds to adjust after the pressure change, everyone will hear bless you instead. people nearby won't expect to hear it, but won't say anything if they do.

if the person sleezes a second time, revert to bless you and anyone who thought they heard brown shoe will think they're losing it... ;)~

they: ahhhhhh-chooo!
you: brown shoe
they: thank you
other: (thinks they heard brown shoe, but not sure enough to say anything)

brown shoe by little-miss can't do wrong June 23, 2007

brown girl 

South Asian girl that is hot as fuck. Brown girl are thick and have big ass and titties

person 1: did you see that brown girl
person 2: yeah she is hot as fuck

brown girl by issa life September 27, 2018

Brown Taco 

A female asshole resembles a taco turned 90 degrees and colored brown. The opposite of a Pink Taco only referring to a females asshole.

She has a very nice brown taco, it was warm and tight.

Brown Taco by SickAsHell April 27, 2006

brown shirt 

The new uniform of the Republican party. Wearers of this uniform tend to also be jack boot wearing thugs.

Brown shirt Republicans are a collection of goons who cannot stand things like civil rights. These people tend to think that they are better and holier than everyone else.

brown shirt by jesster79 March 14, 2005

Brown Bear, Golden Shower 

A phrase referring to the abrupt stop of intercourse, initiated by the woman, where she turns around as if she is going to give oral please, but defecates on the face of her partner instead. She then immediately proceeds to wash away the feces with a steady stream of urine. Intercourse should then resume as if nothing happened.

Last night things were going great, until this chick gave me a brown bear, golden shower.

Brown Bear, Golden Shower by TJamie January 5, 2012

brown university 

You could do worse, and apparently, "Ivy Man" did.

Brown University: Smart, liberal, and proud.

brown university by Jeff Boatright August 21, 2006

Brown Sign Language 

As Urban Dictionary is to Webster's, Brown Sign Language is to American Sign Language. A collection of lewd or outrageous terms communicated in 'slang' sign language, BSL is used by deviant strands of the hearing-impaired community and their miscreant, funk-loving friends. Using common-sense hand gestures to represent graphic activities, BSL is absolutely inappropriate for respectable family settings.

Todd and Eric were telling jokes about wet dreams in Brown Sign Language at the wedding reception when they realized the bride's parents could read their signs from across the ballroom. Fortunately, the bride was a patient woman and eventually forgave them for using BSL in front of her family.

Brown Sign Language by Chappy Sinclair October 25, 2006