dorm-boner

an erection caused by co-ed dorms, usually the co-ed bathrooms.

"I had just tamed my wake-up boner, when SHE walked in,

and, BOING!--it was back, a raging dorm-boner.

"What'd you do?"

"I jammed it under the sink, and went on shaving."

by Steed Dropout September 15, 2012

win boner

Having a powerful erection upon succeeding in something one passionately wants to.

After I beat my roomate in a thrilling triple overtime game of madden, I experienced quite a throbbing and persistent win boner.

by #winn November 3, 2011

Bunsen Boner

When you stick your dick in alcohol and light it on fire.

James uses his Bunsen boner to heat his solution.

by Dr. HOFBrICl December 10, 2021

outrage boner

A condition where feeling angry or upset is manufactured for the purposes of self gratification.

The man’s veiny outrage boner throbbed anytime they felt the upset about a contentious situation that they went out of their way to put themselves in.

by possiblyben February 23, 2019

Boner Disease

When a man is unable to keep it in his pants, regardless of marital status. Often referred to as “sex addiction” by those irresponsible men seeking an excuse.

Damn Jenny...I bet he told you he had boner disease...that jerk!

by jennyboner October 29, 2019

Diabetes boner

The act of becoming so sexually aroused by food that it leads to immediate diabetes.

The cake that Angela made was so good, it gave Peter a diabetes boner.

by Shaggy007 February 7, 2017

ambulance boner

The unfortunate act of popping am erection whilest being strapped down in an ambulance.

Last night was so embarrassing when it ended with an ambulance boner.

by Madigan90 December 21, 2016