by Zeusa_boi January 13, 2021
by Kev22Wilt August 26, 2015
by CRITABABE July 01, 2015
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the act of becoming so incredibly badass that you grow a pink tipped beard. Pink-beardedness attracts all types of attention especially sexual attention from females, mostly jailbait.
Dimebag Darrell was always flaunting his pink-beardedness.
Look at that guy with all those girls, he definitely has some pink-beardedness goin on.
Look at that guy with all those girls, he definitely has some pink-beardedness goin on.
by UnicornClown March 20, 2012
A chill yet a fearful hunter.
Will kill any insect if hungry.
Don't think that you can catch a wild one cause they will run up your leg in 5 seconds.
Will comment suicide if near a ledge, or is on a bed, please watch out for any thing that is very high for a small fella like him/her.
Will kill any insect if hungry.
Don't think that you can catch a wild one cause they will run up your leg in 5 seconds.
Will comment suicide if near a ledge, or is on a bed, please watch out for any thing that is very high for a small fella like him/her.
JESUS THE BEARDED DRAGON IS ON MY LEG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
OH DEAR GOD HE JUMPED! (said the owner)
RUN AWAY HE'S SO FAST!
OH DEAR GOD HE JUMPED! (said the owner)
RUN AWAY HE'S SO FAST!
by B) is what I typed March 17, 2022
When you are uncircumcised and you pull out all the way and she queefs, blowing up your foreskin. Leaving your uncircumcised member looking like a bearded dragon.
“My wife queefed so hard last night she gave me a bearded dragon, and then I gave it right back to her!”
by Pat Makrotch April 22, 2022