Controling Bastards

Often American and always in your face, these people will not rest untill you are thinking like them. Are often Christian (see vinno's definition of christian) and want you to be too. These people are fucking up our world. (see George W Bush)

AHHHHHHHHHH A BASTARD! HELP HELP I am... thinking... like...

god bless america

by Goose March 16, 2004

bastarf

A child born in wedlock. Obviously, the antonym of bastard.

Many years ago in the deep South, illegitimate children were labeled "bastards" on their birth certificates. They were in small numbers. Nowadays, bastarfs are found in smaller numbers than they used to be.

by some punk kid April 3, 2005

Bastar'n Arsehole

This is a Glaswegian term for a nasty or despicable person using two swear words at the same time with a slight modification of the word 'Bastard' to suit the Glasgow tongue.

Awa ya bastar'n arsehole that ye are and don't boather me again!

by K Mitchell February 5, 2005

blastard

the actual meaning of blastard is in fact a person who is both a bastard and one who is black

"quit being such a blastard and help me make dinner"

by King charlez June 24, 2009

League of the Heartless Bastards

League of the Heartless Bastard (or commonly seen L.O.T.H.B.) is a gentlemans league of heartless bastards. They are very classy prim and proper men, founded in the mid-west reigion of the united states all members are remain nameless as to keep the gentlemans league a mystery.

Look at that League of the Heartless Bastards, astounding!

by Dirty sexy February 18, 2010

basterd

One who kills lots and lots of Nazis, in various ways that will amaze you.

Someone you should look up to.

Jon Thomas is a basterd!!

by JonThomas August 26, 2009

bastardo

a noun, used to describe someone that's a bastard and a retard. It's used as in insult against idiots, and should not be used against mentally challenged persons who don't know their father.

Lucy: Ricardo, you fucking bastardo. I hate it when you queefmonger while I'm playing Call of Duty.
Ricardo: I wish you would pay attention to me. I queefmonger because I need love.
Lucy: Maybe I'd love you if you weren't such a premature ejaculator, you bastardo!

by Dykatami March 17, 2010