banana smuggler

jeans, specifically jeans so tight that your dong is rocking out. hence the term, smuggling bananas. See Journey circa 1978.

"man i got these new banana smugglers but the waist is a little tight. i'm starting to black out."

by endless lip June 23, 2008

banana bandana

Another word to describe a condom! scrumdilliumptious

"Before we did it, I had to put on a banana bandana."

by YOURGRANMA March 7, 2009

banana napkin

An cloth used to wipe up excess semen after ejaculation.

Dude did you see that one porn video? You know... The one where the guy uses a banana napkin?

by Tyler March 7, 2005

banana hammer

A slang term used for a man's penis.

I gave her the old banana hammer last night.

by Nachtein February 14, 2012

cock banana

1. (Adj.) Insult directed toward someone who will have no idea what you mean.

2. (N.) A penis with a curvature similiar to that of a banana.

3. (N.) Insult in reference to someones penis being curved.

4. Profanic remark displaying general disgust to the present situation. See also god damnit

Syns. motherfucker, asshole, candycane, god damnit.

1. You cock banana whore you stole my cheese.

2. You have a cock banana.

3. Haha--cock banana.

4. Cock Bananas!

by Zanith May 22, 2004

Banana Split

When a woman gets fucked in the ass by a cock (he lifts her by her ass in a reverse cowgirl, usually) and has her pussy eaten by another woman (or man); the side view of of a beautiful woman's face eating that pussy while a cock is sliding out of the same woman's tight asshole.

Watching Ashley beautiful mouth and nose on Sophie's clit as Tom buttfucked Sophie was too much for me to watch, so I joined them in eating that Banana Split!

by anal clef conducter July 11, 2009

rotten bananas

The best form of rotten fruit/vegetable to throw when a comedian is doing poorly. It's better than rotten tomatoes because, in addition to covering the person in smelly pulp, there's actually a good chance of putting out their eye.

COMEDIAN: So, what's up with the black boxes on planes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of them? Sounds like something George Bush came up with!

SPECTATOR: Dude, shut the fuck up! *throws rotten bananas*

COMEDIAN: OH GOD, MY EYE!

by Little Nerd May 6, 2006