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Band Room Stockholm Syndrome

Band Room Stockholm Syndrome will cause you to become friends with anyone you sit near in an ensemble, no matter how much you loathe them. This may be applicable to other classes.
Man, I used to hate Stacy. Now that we sit next to each other in band, we're great friends! It's a tragic case of Band Room Stockholm Syndrome.
by Trombonerist May 22, 2011
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one band one sound

To be apart of something ; to join and become.
I want to be apart of nature.. one band one sound.
by Jointhefall June 20, 2019
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Bloody Beaver Band-Aid

A feminine hygiene product. Used on a monthly basis to absorb blood from vagina.
I had to go to Hy-Vee to pick up some bloody beaver band-aids for my wife!
by bman80 November 5, 2009
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Long County Marching Band

The best thing in the world and definitely better than the football team. Duh
Person1: Hey did you hear the Long County Marching Band at the game last night? They were amazing!

Person2: duh! That’s the only reason I go anymore! It hurts to watch the football team play!
by Fandoms.Fries.and.Flute October 17, 2018
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rubber band man

A person incapable of achieving or sustaining a sexually viable erection without using a elastic or other impromptu tourniquet employed as a means erectile enhancement.
If susan is able to hide all of the elastics and hair clips in the house by dinner , she will be spared the unpleasantness of sex with her "rubber band man of a husband" husband who cound'nt do more than chump up without a small constrictive ban squeezing the base of his cock.
by fishpaw February 19, 2009
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new hartford marching band

The best marching band in the world!!!! Got firts place a few times at dome. :-)
Wow, I wish I was in the new Hartford marching band spartans, not the medina mustangs!!!!
by heyyy44444444455555 November 14, 2011
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Band-aid Break-up

The broads and blokes who perfected this art are notorious for breaking up with you so fast, you don't even know what happened...like the ripping off of a band-aid. This no-nonsense approach stings everytime, but it sure beats dancing around the issue for a few days.

You thought you were going to enjoy a lovely afternoon of sushi and sailing. Wrong. Before you can pull the chopsticks out, you realize your eyes are brimming with tears and then you hear, "Check please."
Your Friend: Hey, why are you back so early? Weren't you supposed to go out for putt-putt golf and a movie?

You: Umm, that's what I thought. Instead, it was a band-aid break-up. Right before the 4th hole, she just spun around and told me she doesn't see a future for us.

Your Friend: Ouch. Wanna do some shots?
by R. Rhys January 2, 2010
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