Touchaaa 

When on has a massive shit that hits the water before snapping off

Woo Hoo I've just done a touchaaa, must have been that massive bowl of carbonara

Touchaaa by Shedz June 29, 2011

Touch-hole 

synonymous for asshole, jerk, bastard, bitch

Stop being such a touch-hole!

Touch-hole by Collegegal18 March 5, 2015

Touching Spirit Bear 

Beating someone so badly that they become mentally retarded

Guy 1: Did you hear that John is spreading rumors that you fucked him buck wild?
Guy 2: No, but the next time I see him I will touching spirit bear his ass.

Touching Spirit Bear by Dirty snatch February 7, 2017

touch nose 

basically means fighting like when you in front somebody face and y’all noses touch ... y’all touched nose, now y’all gotta fight.

female friend: Jaya tryna fight!
you: tell her ass touch nose.

touch nose by bootmadehtxraised September 28, 2019

touch pussy month 

In the month of October, guys are allowed to touch another females pussy

Garry: its touch pussy month can I touch it
Sarah: oh yh, u have my permission

touch pussy month by Thomas the fuck machine October 2, 2019

touch 

I just want to touch your head
I just want to touch your head
I just want to touch your head

I just want to touch your head

touch by Krkič March 17, 2020

Touch of the tism 

indicating one has a smudge of autism. Often used to make fun of oneself, or someone else.

Britt has a touch of the tism.

Touch of the tism by Jrg6969 May 29, 2023