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Shark tank

A show where people talk behind closed doors because if a contestant could actually open the doors and look behind them, they wouldn't be sharks, they would just be funny looking people like the ones that lived next door or down the street from you as a kid.
The shark tank wasn't full of sharks, the contestants were full of shit.
by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021
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Shark

Jokingly offensive malarkey. You will sound very cool when you say this word instead of its predecessor.
"Why you smell like shark bruh" "frankly my dear, I don't give a shark." "Come back here, you piece of shark!"
by Audrew March 6, 2016
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Carpet Shark

A cat getting underfoot and circling your legs, usually in the kitchen, or living room.
Damn carpet shark's always in the way!
by Glow Poet February 12, 2025
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Rida shark

A teenage boy who commonly tell other children to kill themselves over a joke, then blames it on his anger issues.
You: Hey, rida when did you get 2k22, oh wait you don’t have it shitter ahahaha

Rida shark: kill yourself you little cunt I’ll kill you faggot.
by You’re gay kys September 27, 2021
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Pyjama Shark

Whether consciously aware of it or not, the pyjama shark is a metaphor or euphemism for an errant erect penis, escaping the unbuttoned cave of non-fastened pyjama crotches.
ALT: Of a person; someone who cruises hospital wards for sex.
1: ...and his pyjama shark was leaning out to see....
2: “That guy’ with the chocolates and flowers is a disgusting pyjama shark...”
by v1ct0rth3cl34n3r December 11, 2017
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friendly shark

A friendly shark is a shark that doesn't go out of their way to attack humans or only attack when provoked. Friendly sharks are very common as not all sharks are man eating scary creatures.
'hey is that a friendly shar- MY ARM!'
'do you know most sharks are friendly?'
Friendly shark
by Mmmplayz June 11, 2024
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stealing the shark

Taking an unnecessary risk to take an animal, only do hard time and end up a topic on mediocre morning radio.
Had a few beers last night, and we ended up stealing the shark.
by Chuck Diapers July 31, 2018
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