real ass mf

A mf that drives a green grandma vehicle and occasionally runs into burning buildings to save puppies

That mf maple is one real ass mf, I saw her run into a burning building and come out with 3 puppies in her arms, and one was pregnant!"

by Yourgrandmasfavorite November 5, 2022

real estate contrarian

A property manager or investor who after purchasing property, contrary to the traditional approach of renting it out, burns it to the ground for the insurance money.

The rental market in Flint Michigan is so bad only a real estate contrarian could make money.

by Lebron is a hater October 13, 2020

real life swag

when the swag is in real life

bro youre pretty real life swag
thanks bro you too

bro
bro

by Real Life Swag June 20, 2020

Real French crime

After consuming an excessive amount of cannabis, wine, and cigarettes with a woman until she’s almost blacked out, you violate her with brutal anal sex and manage to make her believe the next day that it was consensual.

Jimmy: "Yo, mate, how did you do her last night, then?"
Chad: "Um, it was like a real French crime... you know what I mean?"

by aliberry August 15, 2023

real shit, no remix

A stronger way of saying facts. It is used when you agree with something, or it is undeniably true.

Person 1- That coat is sick!
Person 2- real shit, no remix

by AlwaysCorrecto October 6, 2019

see / the real nayeon

the hottest person in the world. deadass.

see / the real nayeon is so hot wanna date her smh.

by coolawesomenctzen123 March 18, 2021

Real Event OCD

A term used to describe the feeling one gets when they are extremely guilty about something bad they did. This person will go out of their way to avoid any scenario relating to the consequences of this mistake, which oftentimes takes up a lot of mental energy and belittles the persons humanity.

Steve: OMG I can’t stop thinking about the time I called Sally ugly in middle school. I feel so bad.... I should ask my parents if we can move to another state!
John: It sounds to me like you’re experiencing Real Event OCD. There’s no need to take precautions over a “what if” scenario. If you feel so bad, apologize! She will understand.

by SheeshImFast May 2, 2021